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    I love my physio

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    Mcqueen
     
     

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    I love my physio

    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 5 Apr 2012 - 12:01

    What did i wish for ?, A young nubile bronzed female, Thats just what i got, When our eyes met across the plebs in the waiting room i knew we was made for each other, , Normaly they do a questionnaire, But not this baby, She looked me in the eyes and said "Take your clothes off Reg, So not one to waste an opportunity i obliged, When my Levi's hit the floor she was all on trying to keep it profesional, i could feel her eyes burning into me, She was rendered speachless. She said "can you touch your cute brown toe's" Sure i bent down and slowly placed my hands flat on the floor, She said "Wow" She asked me to do some other stretching which i did, She was gob smacked, I saw her look back at my age on the form, And she shook her head, I hope i'm as fit as you when i reach 42, It then dawned on me her eyesight may be a little suspect. But she could tell i was fit and toned by feeling her way round my body, Ok Reg thats fine, Will you come back next week, sure i said if you want me to. Oh i do she said, Please, Then she wished me happy birthday for tomorro, And said in a deep husky- ney - Sexy voice, See you next week, , I still have it dont i
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    Re: I love my physio

    Post by Vera Lynn on Thu 5 Apr 2012 - 12:06

    Yes but Reg ive heard theres a tranny that works in the physio department of that hospital
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    Re: I love my physio

    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 5 Apr 2012 - 12:16

    Noooo, No adams Apple, I always check these thing before i get a hand full of fruit and veg, Experiance you see,
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    Re: I love my physio

    Post by Vera Lynn on Thu 5 Apr 2012 - 12:22

    Well it must just be your irresistable body then that has that effect on women
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    Re: I love my physio

    Post by Mermaid on Thu 5 Apr 2012 - 15:05

    I am so please you have found a lovely physio,you must have made her day as she did yours.



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    Re: I love my physio

    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 5 Apr 2012 - 15:12

    Mermaid wrote:I am so please you have found a lovely physio,you must have made her day as she did yours.
    Yeh i think she was impressed ,
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    Re: I love my physio

    Post by Jimandsi on Thu 5 Apr 2012 - 15:24

    Mcqueen wrote:
    Mermaid wrote:I am so please you have found a lovely physio,you must have made her day as she did yours.
    Yeh i think she was impressed ,



    Was she pissed ?






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    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 5 Apr 2012 - 15:27

    Jimandsi wrote:
    Mcqueen wrote:
    Mermaid wrote:I am so please you have found a lovely physio,you must have made her day as she did yours.
    Yeh i think she was impressed ,



    Was she pissed ?

    I couldnt smell anything but testosterone,
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    Re: I love my physio

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    Re: I love my physio

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 5 Apr 2012 - 16:54

    Mcqueen wrote:What did i wish for ?, A young nubile bronzed female, Thats just what i got, When our eyes met across the plebs in the waiting room i knew we was made for each other, , Normaly they do a questionnaire, But not this baby, She looked me in the eyes and said "Take your clothes off Reg, So not one to waste an opportunity i obliged, When my Levi's hit the floor she was all on trying to keep it profesional, i could feel her eyes burning into me, She was rendered speachless. She said "can you touch your cute brown toe's" Sure i bent down and slowly placed my hands flat on the floor, She said "Wow" She asked me to do some other stretching which i did, She was gob smacked, I saw her look back at my age on the form, And she shook her head, I hope i'm as fit as you when i reach 42, It then dawned on me her eyesight may be a little suspect. But she could tell i was fit and toned by feeling her way round my body, Ok Reg thats fine, Will you come back next week, sure i said if you want me to. Oh i do she said, Please, Then she wished me happy birthday for tomorro, And said in a deep husky- ney - Sexy voice, See you next week, , I still have it dont i

    Aw! Man... I'm about pissing myself reading this . You the man, Reg...



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    Re: I love my physio

    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 5 Apr 2012 - 17:29

    I should be irish with that blarney, but then it would sound all wrong, to be sure,
    But she was a sporty type- Physio's are though for some reason, bit like PE teachers at school, All track suit and whistle
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    Re: I love my physio

    Post by Gypsy on Thu 5 Apr 2012 - 18:11

    The Lone Ranger wrote:

    Aw! Man... I'm about pissing myself reading this . You the man, Reg...

    Oh same here OH thinks I have gone mad, hilarious thank you for a great thread
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    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 5 Apr 2012 - 19:18

    Gee thanks, People are about to be killed elsewhere, Same old same old, missing threads, Boy i hope we dont get like that, It use to wind my arse right up, much better to laugh, ,
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    Post by Topdog on Thu 5 Apr 2012 - 19:22

    Silly old sod she didn't even get your birthday right.
    I told you to look out for the adams apple, after you text me begging to know how to tell as you had been caught out so many times.
    Nice story though, glad you told us yesterday that your glasses are fecked, makes it easier to understand. weather
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    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 12 Apr 2012 - 13:43

    Off to see Babe Physio at 2,30, Showered Shaved and a dab of Armani behind my lugs, She's going to find it hard to resist this week, but i shall limber up before i go in, May even do a few cartwheels across the waiting room when she calls my name out, Then i'l impress her with how flexible i am, I'l be very surprised if there isnt any elastic snapping behind them curtains, I'm just in the mood for two rounds with her,
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    Post by Gypsy on Thu 12 Apr 2012 - 13:52

    Mcqueen wrote:I'm just in the mood for two rounds with her,

    You will also impress her if you tell her you have all your own equipment

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    Re: I love my physio

    Post by Mermaid on Thu 12 Apr 2012 - 14:22

    If you are too flexible she wont want to see you again. Enjoy your time with her



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    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 12 Apr 2012 - 15:22

    Left her crying because she wont see me for three weeks, I forwarded a phone picture of me to be going on with,
    Treat them mean i say,
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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 17 Jun 2012 - 14:35

    Well welll well, Txt from Debbie - "I was just thinking about you, How are you ?" I'm fine thanks, Have you nothing better to do than think of me ?, No she said, Ive been trying really hard to put you out of my mind, I feel like that Wallace woman you know Edwards mistress, They sacrificed every thing for love, Yes i know but they were a right pair of ugly fecks that didnt have much chance of finding anybody else, You havent found somebody else have you she said, her voice breaking up, Not really i said, couple on the back burner but i havent felt like it since we parted, Oh good she said you had me worried there, She said ive been thinking i would sacrifice everything for you, i cant get you out of my mind, Yeh i know i'm a tough one to forget, she said i have been making up magic moments in my head, i wish i had pulled down your Y fronts like i wanted to and take you there and then on the couch, I wish i had covered you in antiseptic cream and forced myself on you, but i didnt know how you would react ?, i also wanted to smear firey jack on my privates and run into the shower with you in pursuit, But i shyed away, What are we going to do ?, I'l think of something the phone just rang and a man wants to look at my Omega, back later,
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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Sun 17 Jun 2012 - 14:51

    This is the first time I've read this thread as I was probably away at the time. I have just had a good laugh, thanks Reg

    Did she get to see you in your birthday suit?

    That was a mighty long text message



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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 17 Jun 2012 - 15:11

    Nah txt to see if i was ok to ring, Discreet innit
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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Sun 17 Jun 2012 - 15:14

    I knew that



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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Sun 17 Jun 2012 - 17:59

    [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]Just for you Reg



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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 17 Jun 2012 - 19:13

    Yup thats about right ,
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    Post by Topdog on Mon 18 Jun 2012 - 8:23

    Wallace and Grommit

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