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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 1 Apr 2012 - 9:58



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    Re: Matt

    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 1 Apr 2012 - 10:24

    I think if somebody came up witha car that runs on water or the sun, The goverment would have them killed off, They would have to, It would bankrupt them,
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    Re: Matt

    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sun 1 Apr 2012 - 17:32

    Asian guy pedalling at the front, ideal for citys, or running. Even cheaper.



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    Re: Matt

    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 1 Apr 2012 - 17:43

    TUT TUT
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sun 1 Apr 2012 - 19:48

    Nicked from elsewhere: I just met a short, alcoholic transvestite. He wants to be Mary.



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    Re: Matt

    Post by Adam Mint on Sun 1 Apr 2012 - 19:53

    I nicked it first...

    We’ll be in trouble, thought you were banned...



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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sun 1 Apr 2012 - 19:56

    Only from one, cant stop me loo.....lurking.



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    Re: Matt

    Post by Adam Mint on Sun 1 Apr 2012 - 20:02

    OK brother.............



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    Re: Matt

    Post by Adam Mint on Tue 3 Apr 2012 - 2:59

    Huskies still need pertrol...

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 3 Apr 2012 - 16:35

    Adam Mint wrote:Huskies still need pertrol...


    I used to have a husky... great wee saw.



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    Post by Adam Mint on Tue 3 Apr 2012 - 16:56

    No real Huskies...



    PS: chainsaw, so thats how you get the overtime...

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    Post by Mcqueen on Tue 3 Apr 2012 - 17:22

    Ive had a few Hillman Husky's,
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    Re: Matt

    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 8 Apr 2012 - 11:37

    I had some easter bunnies tattooed on my forhead, From a distance they look like hairs , Groan
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    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 12 Apr 2012 - 21:00

    Load a plane up with them all and fly them into something nice and solid, The end
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    Re: Matt

    Post by Gypsy on Fri 4 May 2012 - 19:15

    I am starting to look forward to these each day - keep up the good work they are hilarious
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    Thank you Gypsy, here's today's offering...




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