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    Mars bar bribe.

    Campbell Brodie
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    Age : 64
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 27 Mar 2012 - 19:41

    The only way to
    pull off a Sunday afternoon “quickie” with their 8-year old son in the
    apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars bar and tell him to
    report on all the street activities.

    Their 8-year old began his commentary as his parents put their plan into
    operation:

    'There's a car being towed from the parking lot,' he shouted.

    'An ambulance just drove by!'

    'Looks like the Anderson 's have company,' he called out.

    'Matt's riding a new bike!'

    'Looks like the Sanders are moving!'

    'Jason is on his skate board!'

    After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are having a shag!'

    Startled, his mum and dad shot up in bed!

    Dad cautiously called out, 'How do you know that?'

    'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Mars bar.'



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    Mcqueen
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    England Male Posts : 28703
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    Age : 65
    Location : England

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    Post by Mcqueen on Tue 27 Mar 2012 - 19:58

    Mars bar bribe. 3025408739, Mars bars aint what they use to be, Mars bar bribe. 1498946960
    Perfectspecimen
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    Age : 65
    Location : Cambs / Golf del Sur

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Tue 27 Mar 2012 - 20:20

    Said on radio 2 this afternoon that eating chocolate can help to keep you thin. Mars bar bribe. 3275847336



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