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    Heaven

    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 56836
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

    Heaven Empty Heaven

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 22 Mar 2012 - 16:31

    How to get to Heaven
    from Scotland …


    I was testing children in my Glasgow Sunday school class to see if they
    understood the concept of getting into heaven.

    I asked them,
    "If I sold my
    house and my

    car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my
    money to the church, would that get me
    into heaven?"

    "NO!"
    the children answered.

    "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed
    the garden and kept everything tidy, would
    that get me into heaven?"

    Again, the answer was
    'No!'

    By now I was starting to smile.

    "Well, then, if I was kind to animals and
    gave sweets to all the children and
    loved my husband, would that get me
    into heaven?"

    Again, they all answered
    'No!'

    I was just bursting with pride for them.


    I continued,"Then how can I get into heaven?"


    A six year old boy shouted,



    "Yuv got tae be
    feckin' deed"



    (Kinda brings a wee tear tae yir ee!..)



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    Mcqueen
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    England Male Posts : 30218
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 66
    Location : England

    Heaven Empty Re: Heaven

    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 22 Mar 2012 - 16:36

    Out of the mouths of Babe's, Heaven 3025408739

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