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    Sex starved flies turn to drink.

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    Campbell Brodie
     
     

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    Sex starved flies turn to drink.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 16 Mar 2012 - 18:43

    I knew it wasn't just me...

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    Re: Sex starved flies turn to drink.

    Post by Perfectspecimen on Fri 16 Mar 2012 - 18:48

    Thats a load of blox mate. I'm off to the pub in a minute. Feed females alcohol and they rarely say no.



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    Re: Sex starved flies turn to drink.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 16 Mar 2012 - 18:51

    Perfectspecimen wrote:Thats a load of blox mate. I'm off to the pub in a minute. Feed females alcohol and they rarely say no.

    Patsy knock you back V?



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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Fri 16 Mar 2012 - 18:58

    She never says no. 'Is that it then'? she says, 'fraid so dear' zzzzzzzzzzz.



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    Re: Sex starved flies turn to drink.

    Post by cunningham on Fri 16 Mar 2012 - 19:00

    Perfectspecimen wrote:Thats a load of blox mate. I'm off to the pub in a minute. Feed females alcohol and they rarely say no.
    the rate some women knock em back vince it would be cheaper going up the funchal. oh hell its thundering here all the bloody dogs have just kicked off,skys black.
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    Re: Sex starved flies turn to drink.

    Post by Topdog on Fri 16 Mar 2012 - 19:00

    My missus never says no, apart from when I ask.



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    Re: Sex starved flies turn to drink.

    Post by Mcqueen on Fri 16 Mar 2012 - 19:02

    I never ask, I just fend them off,
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    Post by cunningham on Fri 16 Mar 2012 - 19:20

    Mcqueen wrote:I never ask, I just fend them off,
    with a big stick eh reg?
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    Re: Sex starved flies turn to drink.

    Post by Topdog on Fri 16 Mar 2012 - 23:28

    Fly's on the beer, what next.........fly's on the crack.




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