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    Campbell Brodie
     
     

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    Erectile Dysfunction

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 11 Mar 2012 - 10:21

    Do you suffer from the above? (as if anyone would admit it ). All you need to do is turn your HI-FI up to the max apparently...(and aim it at your nads!)
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    Re: Erectile Dysfunction

    Post by cunningham on Sun 11 Mar 2012 - 10:28

    The Lone Ranger wrote:Do you suffer from the above? (as if anyone would admit it ). All you need to do is turn your HI-FI up to the max apparently...(and aim it at your nads!)
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                                            nah cam , a load of bollocks it didnt work. 
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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 11 Mar 2012 - 10:30

    Nads - , Thats why i wanted a Bose docking station in Tennerife, Easily slipped under the sheets, Brown sugar by the stones usualy doe's it,
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    Post by betty swollocks on Sun 11 Mar 2012 - 10:31

    Sounds a bit like rubbing horse manure on your head to encourage hair growth, there will be people desperate enough to shell out the £1500 plus money, though.I think if it truly worked it would be on the NHS not some Harley street quack.



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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 11 Mar 2012 - 10:31

    Mcqueen wrote:Nads - , Thats why i wanted a Bose docking station in Tennerife, Easily slipped under the sheets, Brown sugar by the stones usualy doe's it,

    Always fancied one of them Bose systems. They never put prices on their ads, so I know I can't afford one...



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    Post by cunningham on Sun 11 Mar 2012 - 10:34

    betty swollocks wrote:Sounds a bit like rubbing horse manure on your head to encourage hair growth, there will be people desperate enough to shell out the £1500 plus money, though.I think if it truly worked it would be on the NHS not some Harley street quack.
    NAH, that didnt work either,but you never know till you try it do you?
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    Post by Topdog on Sun 11 Mar 2012 - 10:35

    Get a new Merc, comes with it.
    They say good thing to do is think of someone else during sex with your regular partner. My missus said don't you dare, so I think of her when having sex with the women I should have thought about.
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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 11 Mar 2012 - 10:48

    The Lone Ranger wrote:
    Mcqueen wrote:Nads - , Thats why i wanted a Bose docking station in Tennerife, Easily slipped under the sheets, Brown sugar by the stones usualy doe's it,

    Always fancied one of them Bose systems. They never put prices on their ads, so I know I can't afford one...

    On one of the shopping channels yesterday, They was some good deals, Intrest free payments, If its free take it i say, I want another for at home, but the kids mess with everything so not yet, I use my dvd player in my parlour.
    But them little docking stations are good, The sound dosent make sense from a little thing like that, I played U2 on a new years day loud off the balcony, (On new years day), people cheering going past, i felt like £immy $aville,
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    Post by 3rdforum on Sun 11 Mar 2012 - 11:01

    Got a bit of "drum and Bass" going on now, nothing happeneing yet






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    Post by cunningham on Sun 11 Mar 2012 - 11:04

    3rdforum wrote:Got a bit of "drum and Bass" going on now, nothing happeneing yet
    are you deaf as well d?
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    Post by 3rdforum on Sun 11 Mar 2012 - 11:08

    Feck it, I'll try turning it on.






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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 11 Mar 2012 - 11:09

    Torville and dean doe's it for me also, The big build up,
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 11 Mar 2012 - 11:15

    Mcqueen wrote:Torville and dean doe's it for me also, The big build up,

    Here you go Reg. (Shall I tell Janet to run?).

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    Re: Erectile Dysfunction

    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 11 Mar 2012 - 11:18

    Just doing me a toasted currant tea cake, So reading can wait, Plus house is full of hangers on,
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    Post by 3rdforum on Sun 11 Mar 2012 - 11:19

    I can feel something.......................................................................................................................................................





    feck it, its just a train going by






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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 11 Mar 2012 - 11:28

    The Lone Ranger wrote:
    Mcqueen wrote:Torville and dean doe's it for me also, The big build up,

    Here you go Reg. (Shall I tell Janet to run?).

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    Post by betty swollocks on Sun 11 Mar 2012 - 11:32

    Wonder if Jonny Cash's "burning ring of fire" will cure hemorrhoids ?



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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 11 Mar 2012 - 11:36

    betty swollocks wrote:Wonder if Jonny Cash's "burning ring of fire" will cure hemorrhoids ?
    Might be a torn rim, Hard to diagnose,
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    Post by betty swollocks on Sun 11 Mar 2012 - 11:41

    Mcqueen wrote:
    betty swollocks wrote:Wonder if Jonny Cash's "burning ring of fire" will cure hemorrhoids ?
    Might be a torn rim, Hard to diagnose,

    Try smaller speakers next time



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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 11 Mar 2012 - 11:45

    Might have been the seperate tweeters and crockodile clips
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    Post by cunningham on Sun 11 Mar 2012 - 11:46

    betty swollocks wrote:Wonder if Jonny Cash's "burning ring of fire" will cure hemorrhoids ?
    anythings worth a try.
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    Post by Topdog on Sun 11 Mar 2012 - 12:01

    Is that tweeter or twitter, twitter is the bit between the twat and the shitter.........apologies, just what I was told.
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 11 Mar 2012 - 12:26

    3rdforum wrote:I can feel something.......................................................................................................................................................





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