day at work, passengers settled down on the train for their daily commute
gent hauled out his mobile and started up:-
darling it's Peter, I'm on the train - yes, I know it's the 6.30 not the 4.30
but I had a long meeting -
sweetie, not with that floozie from the typing pool, with the boss -
honey you're the only one in my life - yes, I'm sure, cross my heart"
conversation continued for another 10 minutes or more till the young woman
beyond endurance, yelled at the top of her voice:
"Peter, turn that bloody phone off and come
back to bed!!"