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    the Kind Scotsman


    Scotland Female Posts : 10440
    Join date : 2011-08-14
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Mermaid Thu 23 Feb 2012 - 16:21

    One afternoon a Scotsman was riding in his limousine when he saw two
    men along the roadside eating grass.
    Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate..
    He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

    "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to
    eat grass."

    "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the
    Scotsman said.
    "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there,
    under that tree."
    "Bring them along," the Scotsman replied.
    Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also."
    The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a
    wife and SIX children with me!"
    "Bring them all, as well," the Scotsman answered.
    They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as
    large as the limousine was.
    Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the Scotsman and
    said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with

    The Scotsman replied, "Glad to do it.
    "You'll really love my place.

    "The grass is almost a foot high"

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    Age : 61
    Location : England

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    Post by Topdog Thu 23 Feb 2012 - 17:22

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