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    England Male Posts : 21279
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    Age : 61
    Location : England

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    Post by Topdog on Tue 21 Feb 2012 - 14:04

    Mr Singh went to the local paper to have a column done for his late wife. He was told it is £1 per word and checked his pockets. He had only 4 quid on him so ask if they could say "Mrs Singh has died".
    The staff felt very sorry for him so offered 4 more words free of charge. Mr Singh said, "that is very kind, please change to, MRS SINGH HAS DIED, SHOP OPEN AS NORMAL"
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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14167
    Join date : 2011-08-15
    Age : 66
    Location : Cambs / Golf del Sur

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Tue 21 Feb 2012 - 20:38

    And one for Reg I remember from the Mr T show last night......

    Whats a Hindu?

    ......Lays eggs.

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    Post by Topdog on Tue 21 Feb 2012 - 20:43

    WHats a SHIHTZU, one with no Tigers.
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    Scotland Female Posts : 896
    Join date : 2011-08-24
    Age : 36
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Mischief Maker on Tue 21 Feb 2012 - 20:57

    good



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    Age : 66
    Location : Cambs / Golf del Sur

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Tue 21 Feb 2012 - 21:03

    Only got white tigers in that place up the hill....



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