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    Geography of woman...

    Cruella de Vil
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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Tue 14 Feb 2012 - 17:56






    Geography of a Woman

    Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa - half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

    Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe - well-developed and open to trade, especially for something of real value.
    ...
    Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain - very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

    Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece - gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

    Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain - with a glorious and all-conquering past...

    Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel - has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice and takes care of business.

    Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada - cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

    After 70, she becomes Tibet - wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

    The Geography of a Man

    Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran - ruled by a couple of nuts!!! Geography of woman... 3025408739



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    Campbell Brodie
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 14 Feb 2012 - 18:55

    Oh that was good Cru! Geography of woman... 3318427985



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    Mcqueen
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    England Male Posts : 28708
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    Post by Mcqueen on Tue 14 Feb 2012 - 19:08

    Women between 16 to death, Totaly incomprehensable, Once you realise your never going to understand them, Thats when you can start getting along, Just dont try, Do your box in man, Geography of woman... 416843720
    Adam Mint
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    Post by Adam Mint on Tue 14 Feb 2012 - 19:17

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    Topdog
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    Post by Topdog on Tue 14 Feb 2012 - 21:34

    10/10

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