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    Cruella de Vil
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    Spain Female Posts : 3067
    Join date : 2011-08-22
    Age : 64
    Location : Somewhere in the Atlantic

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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Sun 12 Feb 2012 - 10:48

    A guy calls the company and orders their 5 day - 5kg weight loss program
    The next day, there's a knock on the door and standing before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe from J.C. dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
    The sign reads,
    If you can catch me, you can have me


    Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5kgs as promised


    He calls the company and orders their 5day - 10kg program

    The next day there's a knock at the door and standing before him is the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, 'If you catch me, you can have me'

    Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and despite his best efforts, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape. Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 10kgs, as promised.

    He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order their 7 day - 25kg program






    'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone.. 'This is our most rigorous program.' 'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.' The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,
    'If I catch you, you're mine.'
    He lost 31kgs that week. . .



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    3rdforum
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    Ireland Male Posts : 22792
    Join date : 2011-08-30
    Age : 50
    Location : Ireland

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    Post by 3rdforum on Sun 12 Feb 2012 - 10:52

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    Mcqueen
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    England Male Posts : 30251
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 66
    Location : England

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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 12 Feb 2012 - 10:54

    When i started on insulin the nurse said you will put on a stone in weight, I thought blox, i dont eat much, This morning Knicker bare, After a wee, Just under 12st, WTF How to loose weight... 2419626307 , Never been that in my life, So trying major cut backs today,
    Not standing for that, Where doe's that guy live, He can chase me,

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