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    Drunks have the best sense of humour...

    Cruella de Vil
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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Sun 12 Feb 2012 - 9:54

    Drunks have the best sense of humor











    A drunk from Crinkle Cove, Newfoundland walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth.

    A cop on the beat sees him and approaches,

    "Can I help you Sir?"


    "Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr", the Newfie replies.


    The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"


    "It wasss on the end of thisshh key", the Newfie replies.


    About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's willy
    hanging
    Out of his fly for all the world to see.


    He asks the man, "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"


    Momentarily confused, the drunk Newfie looks down at his crotch and without
    Missing a beat, blurts out....


    "Holy shit! Me girlfriend's gone, too!!



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    Mcqueen
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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 12 Feb 2012 - 9:57

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    Campbell Brodie
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 12 Feb 2012 - 10:03

    Oh, that was funny! Drunks have the best sense of humour... 3077217049 Drunks have the best sense of humour... 3318427985



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    Post by Mermaid on Sun 12 Feb 2012 - 10:07

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    Cruella de Vil
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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Sun 12 Feb 2012 - 10:29

    Drunks have the best sense of humour... 3430903765 lol!



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