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    Mcqueen
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    Post by Mcqueen on Thu Feb 09, 2012 9:13 pm

    I was having a pee in the swiming pool, and the lifegaurd shouted at me, Swimming 426031496 I nearly fell in, Swimming 3025408739
    Topdog
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    Post by Topdog on Thu Feb 09, 2012 9:17 pm

    Mcqueen wrote:I was having a pee in the swiming pool, and the lifegaurd shouted at me, Swimming 426031496 I nearly fell in, Swimming 3025408739
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    Campbell Brodie
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri Feb 10, 2012 3:31 pm

    Watching Jo Brand the other night, she said lifeguard told me to stop peeing in the pool....bloody hard when you're having a dump! Swimming 3025408739



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    Mcqueen
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    Post by Mcqueen on Fri Feb 10, 2012 4:09 pm

    Swimming 3077217049 , Liked her when she started out, But when they get a few quid stashed they go strange, Like Billy Connoly, Lenny hendry , And all that lot, They go all lovie and darling, Stop it, I mean Billy got heckled off stage, Its because your not funny anymore, Watch his early stuff, And then watch him now, He even talks different ?, Your a welder, Dont forget your roots man,
    Campbell Brodie
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri Feb 10, 2012 5:05 pm

    Mcqueen wrote:Swimming 3077217049 , Liked her when she started out, But when they get a few quid stashed they go strange, Like Billy Connoly, Lenny hendry , And all that lot, They go all lovie and darling, Stop it, I mean Billy got heckled off stage, Its because your not funny anymore, Watch his early stuff, And then watch him now, He even talks different ?, Your a welder, Dont forget your roots man,

    In the old days he would have had hecklers for breakfast... Swimming 3913804730



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    Post by Topdog on Fri Feb 10, 2012 5:56 pm

    Chubby ain't got posh.
    Mcqueen
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    Post by Mcqueen on Fri Feb 10, 2012 6:07 pm

    Topdog wrote:Chubby ain't got posh.
    Not into Chubby, Dont mind a bit of smut, But he go's too far, Once went to see Bernard Manning, I happened to go to the toilet, He set about me, So i gave him some back, It was a grease monkey's birthday, So Bernnie said, "Shut up I'm in a Rolls Royce what you come in a cortina" I said " No a Rolls Royce like you" His side kick whispered to him there was another outside, He smiled and said "Do you want to come up here smart arse" "No i said you can feck it up by yourself" Well the place roard laughing, He was a good turn, Blue ish but not bad,
    Astoria ballroom leeds, Blady flats now

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