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    Cruella de Vil
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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Wed 8 Feb 2012 - 9:59

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    Post by Mermaid on Wed 8 Feb 2012 - 10:11

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    Live life to the full now or it could be too late
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    Post by Topdog on Wed 8 Feb 2012 - 10:17

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    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 8 Feb 2012 - 10:26

    Cats are smarter than dogs, Dogs and cats diary... 3468968222
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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Wed 8 Feb 2012 - 10:31

    Mcqueen wrote:Cats are smarter than dogs, Dogs and cats diary... 3468968222



    They certanly are, and they don't smell either Dogs and cats diary... 3077217049



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    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 8 Feb 2012 - 10:46

    I wont buy a car thats been Dogged, Impossible to get rid of the stink, And a punter will go phew when you try to sell it,
    But people with dogged cars cant smell it, Dogs and cats diary... 3707059870
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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Wed 8 Feb 2012 - 10:53

    Dog comes running inside, glass door shut. Bang straight into it at full tilt..

    Cat comes running inside, glass door shut. Stops two feet before it!



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    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 8 Feb 2012 - 11:10

    I got a telling off for cleaning the patio door, Janet walked in to it, So thats the doors fault then, I had to clean it again when she got up off the floor, Dogs and cats diary... 1498946960
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    Post by Topdog on Wed 8 Feb 2012 - 13:09

    She messed it Reg, should have thrown her the rag.
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    Post by Adam Mint on Wed 8 Feb 2012 - 19:23

    Cruella de Vil wrote:Dogs and cats diary... Dogsrule-coco



    No, rabbits rule, cousins had a dog and a rabbit, dog had free run of the house with the rabbit being given same freedom at certain times.

    One would thing the dog would go for the rabbit, but they seemed to get on quite well, they would both jostle for best position in front of the fire to lie. During one of these jostling contests for best position the rabbit bit a chunk out of the dog’s ear...

    Ever since, if dog was lying in front of fire and rabbit appeared , dog would just up and clear off in to a different room.

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    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 8 Feb 2012 - 19:25

    I had a rabbit for a short time last year Dogs and cats diary... 16779677 ,
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 8 Feb 2012 - 19:30

    Cruella de Vil wrote:



    They certanly are, and they don't smell either Dogs and cats diary... 3077217049

    Why have they got a nose then?



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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Wed 8 Feb 2012 - 19:33

    The Lone Ranger wrote:
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    They certanly are, and they don't smell either Dogs and cats diary... 3077217049

    Why have they got a nose then?



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    Post by Mischief Maker on Wed 8 Feb 2012 - 20:49

    My friend has a sign in her home
    Dogs have owners, cats have servants

    so very true Mischief walks all over me, literally!



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    Post by Topdog on Wed 8 Feb 2012 - 22:32

    Mcqueen wrote:I had a rabbit for a short time last year Dogs and cats diary... 16779677 ,
    When you say short time Reg, did you not have Chic Ken that night.
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    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 8 Feb 2012 - 22:34

    Cant remember, Dont think ive ever eaten Rabbit, Nah dont like the sound of it,
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    Post by Topdog on Wed 8 Feb 2012 - 22:36

    Mcqueen wrote:Cant remember, Dont think ive ever eaten Rabbit, Nah dont like the sound of it,
    Always a rabbit stew round Nan's house when we were kids, poor local kids all their hutches were empty.
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    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 9 Feb 2012 - 7:08

    The picture of the dog and cat plus the mention of Janet’s incident with glass door and the inclusion of rabbits in this thread brought this one to mind. (So almost still on topic)...



    Unrelated to main tale, while going out with the blond girl mentioned in story below, on exiting a shop one day I approached the glass door with a view of opening it for her, she in turn walked full speed in to the glass panel adjacent to it , splat then thump as she hit the ground, assisted by store staff we helped, well more carried her to a nearby chair to recover, I have to admit I found it almost impossible to stop myself from laughing as we watched a massive bump appear on her forehead.... Is it me but I actually still laugh as I type this !!!



    Anyway, me and Dizzy Blond (DB for short) are out enjoying a sunny Saturday afternoon drink, conversation turns to what we’re doing that evening, DB says “remember as arranged we’re going to Laura and Toms tonight, they return from holiday today”... “Scream”.....



    I ask “What’s wrong”

    DB – “Laura’s rabbit”

    Me – “What about it”

    DB – “I’m meant to be feeding it”

    Me – “So”

    DB – “I forgot”

    Me – “Well when did you last go over and feed it”

    DB – “I haven’t”

    Me – “How long were they away for”

    DB – “A fortnight”

    Me thinks one dead rabbit, well Saturday afternoon session abruptly ended, taxi back to DB’s flat to phone her friend.



    Note, event happened prior to it being common practice for everyone to have mobile phones, therefore texts every day when friends were on holiday to find out what they had for breakfast, lunch and tea were not on, an obligatory postcard arriving a fortnight after they’d return was more the norm.



    Back at Dizzy Blonds flat telephone conversation to her friend goes as follows:

    Hi Laura, how did the holiday go, (short pause, followed by) apologies, tears, more apologies and more tears, its confirmed Bugs Bunny is dead...



    The rabbit in question was one of those big fluffy ones with huge floppy ear that mopped the floor wherever it went, Laura treated it like a child.



    Anyway plans for the evening remain in place, off we set, conciliatory flowers and box of chocolates in hand, arriving at Laura’s house DB immediately starts hugging her, crying, apologising, etc, while this is going on from the corner of my eye I notice something moving, it looks very much like the said dead Bugs Bunny alive and kicking... I eyeball Laura indicating I have seen supposedly dead rabbit... Laura eyeballs me straight back saying, “Do you think I’m that f##king stupid I’d trust her look after my rabbit”.....



    Obviously knowing my girlfriend better than I did she had a contingency plan in place, a more pleasant evening than expected followed...



    Only one sore point, muggings here forked out for the flowers and chocolates....



    PS: Mcqueen, Otelos rabbit in mojo sauce, bit picky but tasty....

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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Thu 9 Feb 2012 - 7:50

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    Post by Topdog on Thu 9 Feb 2012 - 9:02

    Took this nice totty out for lunch years back got the drinks and went to walk into the Conservatory of this country pub, bang. I was covered in booze and glass. Whilst I had gone to get the drinks she had shut the sliding door to keep the pub noise out. Still got back to her pad quicker so good result in the end.
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    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 9 Feb 2012 - 9:40

    How many people have walked into glass doors ?, They should make them with frosted strips across, Just enough to warn you, Whatever your size, I have little stickers on mine (No Smoking or lorro parque) Free you see, But people still do it, Gets me off the hook with being sued,
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    Post by Topdog on Thu 9 Feb 2012 - 10:10

    I put open on mine just to get the laugh.
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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Thu 9 Feb 2012 - 12:03

    I'm gonna get some stickers put at dog level (not cat level you see)



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    Post by Mischief Maker on Thu 9 Feb 2012 - 13:19

    yep i've done it a couple of times so embarrassing Dogs and cats diary... 755705644



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