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    Doctors Surgery is open for all plastic surgery.

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    Doctors Surgery is open for all plastic surgery.

    Post by Topdog on Fri 3 Feb 2012 - 23:32

    C'mon not for yourself but your other half, what would you like to send them in for?
    Mouth sewn up is not an option.
    And No Reg JANET can't have a cookery course.
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    Re: Doctors Surgery is open for all plastic surgery.

    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 4 Feb 2012 - 7:55

    Head steam cleaning inside, Its full of rubbish, Bit like a computor, Get it cleaned, Fresh start,
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    Re: Doctors Surgery is open for all plastic surgery.

    Post by Cruella de Vil on Sat 4 Feb 2012 - 9:51

    Do they do plastic surgery to rectify snoring?



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    Re: Doctors Surgery is open for all plastic surgery.

    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 4 Feb 2012 - 9:55

    Snoring Seperate rooms Cru, Its the only cure,
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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Sat 4 Feb 2012 - 9:59

    But I'm tired of sleeping on the couch Reg



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    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 4 Feb 2012 - 10:18

    Pete should be on the couch, He's the one that snore's, Funny how they always get a good nights sleep too,
    I'm acheing allover so didnt sleep well, But nobody to blame for that, I'l fall asleep later as soon as i sit down, Then wont feel tired tonight, Catch 33 ?
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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Sat 4 Feb 2012 - 11:49

    Well I feel that we should take equal responsibility for his snoring and the fact that I'm a light sleeper! It's been said on many occasion that men are very selfish



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    Post by Topdog on Sat 4 Feb 2012 - 12:21

    Reg is not selfish he lets Janet having the snoring, if you and Pete share snoring well that is up to you.
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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Sat 4 Feb 2012 - 12:31

    You'r as bad as Pete Kev, just make a blady joke out of it!! HA BLADY HA!!!



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    Re: Doctors Surgery is open for all plastic surgery.

    Post by Topdog on Sat 4 Feb 2012 - 12:38

    You know me Linda, so what day you flying to here and what day you planning to leave the UK.
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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Sat 4 Feb 2012 - 13:04

    Flying from here on 20th March and trying to book today for 25th March from Heathrow, web site is playing up!

    I have to fly Etheopian because of the 46kg luggage allowance, Emirates is only 30kg and that blady push chair is 15kg

    Think I need my own private aircraft



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    Post by Topdog on Sat 4 Feb 2012 - 19:51

    Cruella de Vil wrote:Flying from here on 20th March and trying to book today for 25th March from Heathrow, web site is playing up!

    I have to fly Etheopian because of the 46kg luggage allowance, Emirates is only 30kg and that blady push chair is 15kg

    Think I need my own private aircraft
    Push chairs are usually free. You may need to have a baby, tell them you are going out there to kidnap one.
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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Sat 4 Feb 2012 - 19:58

    Topdog wrote:
    Cruella de Vil wrote:Flying from here on 20th March and trying to book today for 25th March from Heathrow, web site is playing up!

    I have to fly Etheopian because of the 46kg luggage allowance, Emirates is only 30kg and that blady push chair is 15kg

    Think I need my own private aircraft
    Push chairs are usually free. You may need to have a baby, tell them you are going out there to kidnap one.



    Perhaps someone can lend me one



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    Post by Topdog on Sat 4 Feb 2012 - 20:10

    Get one of those practice ones. I am off on the 20th but on shift on 25th so depending on what time.
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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Sun 5 Feb 2012 - 10:23

    The flight leaves about 9pm so need to be there 7ish Still not booked so can change date if need be



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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 5 Feb 2012 - 10:48

    Cruella de Vil wrote:The flight leaves about 9pm so need to be there 7ish Still not booked so can change date if need be
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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Sun 5 Feb 2012 - 10:51

    Mcqueen wrote:
    Cruella de Vil wrote:The flight leaves about 9pm so need to be there 7ish Still not booked so can change date if need be



    Thought you liked threads going Reg?



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    Re: Doctors Surgery is open for all plastic surgery.

    Post by Gypsy on Sun 5 Feb 2012 - 10:53

    Mcqueen wrote:

    Kettle and Frying Pan spring to mind
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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 5 Feb 2012 - 11:13

    Yeh but, Doctors surgery and Flights all in one, Thats got to be the worst one yet, Anyway it was just a reminder,
    Keep you on your toe's,
    Pot Kettlle innit, Frying pan ?
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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Sun 5 Feb 2012 - 11:19

    Yes, frying pan



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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 5 Feb 2012 - 11:24

    Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. Out of the frying pan into the fire, Innit,
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 5 Feb 2012 - 11:28

    Mcqueen wrote:Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. Out of the frying pan into the fire, Innit,

    Cru doesn't use that stuff...she's into braai cooking innit



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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 5 Feb 2012 - 11:30

    Them two are just argumentative on sunday mornings,
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 5 Feb 2012 - 11:38

    Mcqueen wrote:Them two are just argumentative on sunday mornings,

    Crabbit and nasty after a heavy night out innit...



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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Sun 5 Feb 2012 - 11:39

    No Reg you are just grumpy on Sunday morning! have you been to church yet?





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