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    Irish Diet.

    Campbell Brodie
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 23 Jan 2012 - 16:19

    This is to help Dermo along...

    Irishman's diet.

    Irish Diet. Lep10



    An Irishman was terribly
    overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.


    'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, then eat regularly

    again for 2 days then skip a
    day.....



    'And repeat this procedure for 2
    weeks.



    'The next time I see you, you
    should have lost at least 5 pounds.'


    When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs!


    'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?'


    The Irishman nodded...'I'll tell you though, be jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to
    drop dead on dat 'tird day.'

    'From the hunger, you mean?'
    asked the doctor.




    'No,
    from the feckin' skippin'!"



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    Mcqueen
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    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 23 Jan 2012 - 16:31

    Dermo's going to get a complex, Irish Diet. 3025408739
    3rdforum
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    Post by 3rdforum on Mon 23 Jan 2012 - 17:01

    Have you nothing better to do Cam??? Irish Diet. 506932706






    innit
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    Post by innit on Mon 23 Jan 2012 - 18:00

    3rdforum wrote:Have you nothing better to do Cam??? Irish Diet. 506932706

    Come on D you done you skipping for today yet 🤣
    Campbell Brodie
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 23 Jan 2012 - 18:05

    3rdforum wrote:Have you nothing better to do Cam??? Irish Diet. 506932706

    Someone e-mailed it to me... I couldn't resist! lol!



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    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 23 Jan 2012 - 18:08

    Put sellotape on your nipples, or you will get joggers rash, Just a little tip D, Will you be singing Jelly on a plate whilst skipping, Janet used to, I can see her now, Irish Diet. 294053457
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    Post by Topdog on Mon 23 Jan 2012 - 18:57

    Same Paddy went back to the Docs to lose more weight and was told to run 5 miles a day, weigh himself after 7 days and ring the Doctor to say how much he had lost.
    Paddy phones after a week and says "Doc its Paddy, I can't weigh myself as I am 35 miles from home".

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