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    Adam Mint's Local

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    Post by 3rdforum on Thu Feb 27, 2014 7:11 pm

    Don't worry, the government will launch an inquiry into it






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    Post by Adam Mint on Thu Feb 27, 2014 7:15 pm

    The guy is a bit younger than her, early thirties, I'd say she's about ten years older, and twice his weight, plus the guys long term girlfriends a doll so would be very surprised if sex is involved...
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    Post by Mcqueen on Thu Feb 27, 2014 7:25 pm

    Any port in a storm, Quiet a few blokes like fat birds,  Adam Mint's Local - Page 2 1498946960 
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu Feb 27, 2014 7:48 pm

    Fat birds who own a bar often look more attractive at first but fat birds are naturally selfish. After the honeymoon period their true colours will shine through. This one already cant be bothered to open if the tills not hot. The locals will soon get pissed off, so will she, give it a month or two.
    Birds should not be allowed to run bars, full stop. 
    Unless they are called Kim.......



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    Post by Adam Mint on Sun Mar 02, 2014 11:03 am

    Opening weekends only,,, wasn't last night...

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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun Mar 02, 2014 12:48 pm

    Squatting i bet  Adam Mint's Local - Page 2 3275847336 
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    Post by Adam Mint on Thu Mar 20, 2014 2:15 pm

    Update, was pool night last night, will come back to that, one of the guys had bumped in to one of the locals barmaids (not the bitch), she told him the local was reopening, possibly in a couple of weeks, we await with interest...

    Pool team, I managed to scrape together a team, have set up as a second team in the pub next to the local, the manager there offered us a home there when the local went tits up, well it was our first match of the season last night playing a home game against the team that had been resident  in the pub for years, we trashed them in every singles round and the doubles match, I even seven balled my opponent in my match... Well talk about sore losers, one of them kicks off about a play by one of our team in the doubles match, the play in question relates to knocking in your opponents ball, if its deemed to be unintentional your opponents gain two shots, if intentional, you forfeit the game, although our player had knocked their ball in, the positions the other balls landed in left the game to our opponents advantage, so no protest was raised as to the validity of the shot,,, well not until they lost, one guy who was playing and their team captian kick off, we say the time to question the play was at the time, not after the games over, well, there were dummy's and handbags everywhere,,, bottom line we trashed you, end off...
    The bar hosting a match always puts on a buffet at the end, well we went home well fed, only one of the opposing team stayed behind...
    They must have felt shite, a put together team mussels in on their bar, trashes them in every game, eats their sandwiches, pizza, etc, causes them to piss off and not even have an after match pint in their own bar,,,,,,, What a result.................

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    PS; this is the pub we do our Thursday night quiz in, the captain of their pool team is also a member of one of the quiz teams, it is usually either the team he is in or our team that win the quiz,,, so round two..............
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    Post by Mermaid on Thu Mar 20, 2014 4:03 pm

    wonder how the quiz will go tonight. Adam Mint's Local - Page 2 2839888827



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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu Mar 20, 2014 4:17 pm

    You'll be nicking their birds next... Adam Mint's Local - Page 2 2839888827 



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    Post by Mcqueen on Thu Mar 20, 2014 5:28 pm

    Well done Adam  Adam Mint's Local - Page 2 3025408739 
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    Post by Adam Mint on Fri Mar 21, 2014 6:06 pm

    Adam Mint wrote:Update, was pool night last night, will come back to that, one of the guys had bumped in to one of the locals barmaids (not the bitch), she told him the local was reopening, possibly in a couple of weeks, we await with interest...

    Pool team, I managed to scrape together a team, have set up as a second team in the pub next to the local, the manager there offered us a home there when the local went tits up, well it was our first match of the season last night playing a home game against the team that had been resident  in the pub for years, we trashed them in every singles round and the doubles match, I even seven balled my opponent in my match... Well talk about sore losers, one of them kicks off about a play by one of our team in the doubles match, the play in question relates to knocking in your opponents ball, if its deemed to be unintentional your opponents gain two shots, if intentional, you forfeit the game, although our player had knocked their ball in, the positions the other balls landed in left the game to our opponents advantage, so no protest was raised as to the validity of the shot,,, well not until they lost, one guy who was playing and their team captian kick off, we say the time to question the play was at the time, not after the games over, well, there were dummy's and handbags everywhere,,, bottom line we trashed you, end off...
    The bar hosting a match always puts on a buffet at the end, well we went home well fed, only one of the opposing team stayed behind...
    They must have felt shite, a put together team mussels in on their bar, trashes them in every game, eats their sandwiches, pizza, etc, causes them to piss off and not even have an after match pint in their own bar,,,,,,, What a result.................

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    PS; this is the pub we do our Thursday night quiz in, the captain of their pool team is also a member of one of the quiz teams, it is usually either the team he is in or our team that win the quiz,,, so round two..............[/quote]

    Mermaid wrote:wonder how the quiz will go tonight. Adam Mint's Local - Page 2 2839888827

    They won by one point, did we spit our dummy's out, no, question the spelling in some of their answers, no, we politely congratulated them,,, then keyed the feckers car on the way out...
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    Post by Mcqueen on Fri Mar 21, 2014 6:40 pm

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    Post by Gypsy on Fri Mar 21, 2014 11:56 pm

    We been saving our quiz winnings so 6 of us went out for a meal tonight, €205 and all it cost us was the tip so not a bad night.
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    Post by Topdog on Sat Mar 22, 2014 12:33 am

    500 euro then
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    Post by Adam Mint on Tue Apr 08, 2014 2:19 pm

    Met Scots mate in pub next to hotel he was in, went there for a reason, story going around that the landlord there had taken over the local (which is still shut), his son was behind the bar, so asked him straight if there was any truth in it, he was a bit tight lipped but it would seem to be the case, couldn't get out of him what they intended to do with the place, local bar or trendy place as its on the edge of whats called the northern quarter which means you pay four quid for a pint rather than two, would seem they're about to start work on the place doing up the rooms etc, recons about six weeks until it opens...

    Pool team wise, even if it reopened with a pool table we won't be moving back, the landlord of the pub next door who offered us there as a temp home until the local fixed itself out also said at the start of the new season if we stayed there for the season he would pay our league fees which amount to £130 a year, plus put on a free buffet at the end of each match, we normally put round a football card thing to pay for the buffet, so whatever happens to the local were next door for the foreseeable future...
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue Apr 08, 2014 5:30 pm

    Fair play to your new local... Adam Mint's Local - Page 2 294053457 



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    Post by Adam Mint on Tue Apr 08, 2014 5:39 pm

    It was my second local, big United pub so always watch football there, plus we do Thursday quiz there, plus would pop in at weekends as they have a DJ or karaoke on, that brings out the local talent, if you know what I mean,,, problem is through the week it shuts about eleven, whereas the local wes a bit more flexible with closing times until the bitch barmaid arrived...

    Found out last night that two out of the three barmaids there have got there jobs back when it reopens guess which one wasn't asked back....................


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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue Apr 08, 2014 5:54 pm

    Karma...



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    Post by Adam Mint on Tue Apr 08, 2014 6:31 pm

    The Lone Ranger wrote:Karma...

    You spelt her nama wrong, it's Carla, and that's the truth, or to give her her full title, That Bitch Carla...
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    Post by Adam Mint on Wed Apr 09, 2014 2:17 pm

    Better open soon...

    Managed to get barred from two pubs last night, and I wasn't even in one of them...

    About two years ago we go in to this pub we frequent, when I say we it's our Tuesday night quiz team, two guys two girls, the pubs one that's open till one / twoish, pubs busy as everyone heads there when the pubs that shut eleven / twelve shut, it's my mates round so he's at the bar trying to get served, next thing thers a bit of a shouting match and he gets barred,,, would seem people are pushing in and getting served before him, so he explains this to the barmaid, she says she will serve him next, she doesn't, so he asks why, he gets barred.... We still went in the place but I would go to the bar, sometimes we got served sometimes not, depended what mood she was in,,, well anyway that bar took over the one over the road and she's got a finger in the pie of both, so last night after the quiz we head to the bar that had been taken over, she's behind the bar, refuses to serve us, says that the girl whose with us is to drunk to be served,,, we've just come from a pub quiz which we won but one of us is supposedly to drunk to get served, the place is a music venue and there was a live band on up the stairs, I say to her your prepaired to serve all these dope heads (the place stunk of it) but not us,,, Your Barred... So we head over the road, bitch has obviously been on the phone, were told were barred, feckin barred from a pub I wasn't even in...
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    Post by Adam Mint on Wed Apr 09, 2014 2:32 pm

    Better not, I'll be barred from every feckin bar in Manchester...
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    Post by Adam Mint on Wed Apr 09, 2014 2:33 pm

    Nah, she just don't like us for some reason...
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