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    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 56753
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 14 Jan 2012 - 22:01


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    Alphabet:

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    A's
    for arthritis; B's the bad back, C's the chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac?

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    D
    is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight, can't read that top line! F is for fissures and fluid retention, G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.

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    H
    high blood pressure--I'd rather it low; I for incisions with scars you can show. J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend, K is for knees that crack when they bend. L 'S for libido, what happened to sex? M is for memory, I forget what comes next. N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low; O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!

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    P
    for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new! Qis for queasy, is it fatal or flu? R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.

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    S
    is for sleepless nights, counting my fears, T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears! U is for urinary; troubles with flow; V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.

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    W
    for worry, now what's going 'round? X is for X ray, and what might be found. Yfor another year I'm left here behind, Z is for zest I still have-- in my mind!

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    I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed,
    and I'm keeping twenty-six doctors fully
    employed!



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    Topdog
    Topdog
     
     

    England Male Posts : 21277
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 61
    Location : England

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    Post by Topdog on Sat 14 Jan 2012 - 22:06

    The Lone Ranger wrote:
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    Alphabet:

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    A's
    for arthritis; B's the bad back, C's the chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac?

    Alphabet. Clip_image006

    D
    is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight, can't read that top line! F is for fissures and fluid retention, G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.

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    H
    high blood pressure--I'd rather it low; I for incisions with scars you can show. J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend, K is for knees that crack when they bend. L 'S for libido, what happened to sex? M is for memory, I forget what comes next. N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low; O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!

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    P
    for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new! Qis for queasy, is it fatal or flu? R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.

    Alphabet. Clip_image009

    S
    is for sleepless nights, counting my fears, T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears! U is for urinary; troubles with flow; V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.

    Alphabet. Clip_image010

    W
    for worry, now what's going 'round? X is for X ray, and what might be found. Yfor another year I'm left here behind, Z is for zest I still have-- in my mind!

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    I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed,
    and I'm keeping twenty-six doctors fully
    employed!


    Alphabet. 3318427985 Alphabet. 3318427985 is that a sick joke?
    Mcqueen
    Mcqueen
     
     

    England Male Posts : 30195
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 66
    Location : England

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    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 14 Jan 2012 - 22:07

    All of the above thankyou,
    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 56753
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 15 Jan 2012 - 9:47

    Topdog wrote:

    Alphabet. 3318427985 Alphabet. 3318427985 is that a sick joke?

    Hahaha! Very good Kev! Alphabet. 3025408739



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    Topdog
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    England Male Posts : 21277
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    Location : England

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    Post by Topdog on Sun 15 Jan 2012 - 10:33

    Mcqueen wrote:All of the above thankyou,
    only thing you have is, ILL GOTTEN GAINS. Alphabet. 3025408739

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