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    Man Flu...

    Cruella de Vil
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    Spain Female Posts : 3067
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    Age : 63
    Location : Somewhere in the Atlantic

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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Fri 6 Jan 2012 - 11:52

    The Man-Flu

    Just so you know we men aren't faking it...


    Man Flu

    1. Man-Flu is more painful than childbirth. This is an irrefutable
    scientific fact*.
    *(Based on a survey of over 100,000 men.)

    2. Man-Flu is not 'just a cold'. It is a condition so severe that the
    germs from a single Man-Flu sneeze could wipe out entire tribes of
    people living in the rainforest. And probably loads of monkeys too.

    3. Women do not contract Man-Flu. At worst they suffer from what is
    medically recognised as a 'Mild Girly Sniffle' - which, if a man caught,
    he would still be able to run, throw a ball, tear the phone book in half
    and compete in all other kinds of manly activities.

    4. Men do not 'moan' when they have Man-Flu. They emit involuntary
    groans of agony that are entirely in proportion to the unbearable pain
    they are in..

    5. Full recovery from Man-Flu will take place much quicker if their
    simple requests for care, sympathy and regular cups of tea or coffee are
    met. Is that really so much to ask? Florence Nightingale would have done
    it

    6. More men die each year from MFN (Man-Flu Neglect) than lots and lots
    of other things. (Like rabbit attacks or choking on toast).

    7. Men suffering from Man-Flu want nothing more than to get out of bed
    and come to work, but they are too selfless to risk spreading this awful
    condition amongst their friends and colleagues. In this sense, they are
    the greatest heroes this country has ever known.

    8. In 1982 scientists managed to simulate the agonising symptoms of full
    blown Man-Flu in a female chimp. She became so ill that her head
    literally fell off.

    9. Man-Flu germs are more powerful than Rambo, Batman and The A-Team
    combined. They are too strong for weak, nasty tasting 'lady medicines'
    like Lemsip, so don't bother trying to force them on a victim of
    Man-Flu.

    10. While it may seem like a Man-Flu sufferer is just lying around
    enjoying 'Diagnosis Murder' it is a commonly recognised medical fact
    that the exact pitch and frequency of Dick Van Dyke's voice has
    remarkable soothing powers.

    Every minute in this country one man is struck down by Man-Flu. Women,
    all we ask is that each of you offers them a cup of tea or coffee, some
    kind words and your undivided attention and care. Then maybe, just
    maybe, we'll beat this monstrous disease together.



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    Blyth Spirit
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    Post by Blyth Spirit on Fri 6 Jan 2012 - 12:20

    Also know as Man-moania is these parts by our unforgiven better half's.

    There attempt at humour with a play on the words 'pneumonia' and a mans moaning about being poorly.



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    3rdforum
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    Location : Ireland

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    Post by 3rdforum on Fri 6 Jan 2012 - 12:40

    Cru, it's not often a woman posts such an in-depth and accurate scientific paper as above. Bravo!! You are a shining example to other women everywhere! Man Flu... 459784477 Man Flu... 459784477 Man Flu... 1510611536






    Cruella de Vil
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    Spain Female Posts : 3067
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    Age : 63
    Location : Somewhere in the Atlantic

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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Fri 6 Jan 2012 - 14:42

    Man Flu... LoL



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