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    Who's the toughest mouse?

    3rdforum
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    Post by 3rdforum on Mon 2 Jan 2012 - 19:23

    3 mice were in a bar talking about how tough they were.

    1st mouse says "I'm so tough, I run up to the mouse trap, eat the cheese and grab the bar just before it snaps down on my head. I then bench press it 30 times before throwing it out the window"

    2nd mouse says " I'm so tough, I grind up all the poison and snort it all in one go"

    3rd mouse finishes his drink and walks towards the door. "Where are you going?" ask the other two. " Home to ride the cat" he replies!






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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Mon 2 Jan 2012 - 19:26




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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 2 Jan 2012 - 19:27

    3rdforum wrote:3 mice were in a bar talking about how tough they were.

    1st mouse says "I'm so tough, I run up to the mouse trap, eat the cheese and grab the bar just before it snaps down on my head. I then bench press it 30 times before throwing it out the window"

    2nd mouse says " I'm so tough, I grind up all the poison and snort it all in one go"

    3rd mouse finishes his drink and walks towards the door. "Where are you going?" ask the other two. " Home to ride the cat" he replies!

    Haha!

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