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    Campbell Brodie
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    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 31 Dec 2011 - 16:54

    Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school.

    Usually she slept through the class.


    One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?"


    When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair
    behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!"
    shouted Mary and the teacher said, "Very good" and Mary fell back
    asleep.


    A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and
    Saviour," But, Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again,
    Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted Mary and the teacher said, "very good," and Mary fell back to sleep.


    Then the teacher asked Mary a third question. "What did Eve say to
    Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her
    with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT
    F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT
    UP YOUR ARSE!"

    The teacher fainted...



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    Mischief Maker
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    Post by Mischief Maker on Mon 2 Jan 2012 - 19:08

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    Topdog
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    Post by Topdog on Mon 2 Jan 2012 - 23:23

    And I still have the pin marks Little Mary/ 3025408739 Little Mary/ 3025408739 Little Mary/ 3025408739 Little Mary/ 3025408739 Little Mary/ 3025408739
    cunningham
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    Age : 66
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    Post by cunningham on Mon 2 Jan 2012 - 23:26

    The Lone Ranger wrote:Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school.

    Usually she slept through the class.


    One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?"


    When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair
    behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!"
    shouted Mary and the teacher said, "Very good" and Mary fell back
    asleep.


    A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and
    Saviour," But, Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again,
    Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted Mary and the teacher said, "very good," and Mary fell back to sleep.


    Then the teacher asked Mary a third question. "What did Eve say to
    Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her
    with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT
    F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT
    UP YOUR ARSE!"

    The teacher fainted...
    a bloody good idea.Little Mary/ 3707059870

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