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    Little Johnny.

    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie

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    Little Johnny. Empty Little Johnny.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 31 Dec 2011 - 16:51

    Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher
    picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds
    sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be
    left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well,
    the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're

    Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three
    women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the
    second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one
    is married?"

    "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone."

    "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."

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