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    Escaped convict.

    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie

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    Join date : 2011-08-13
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    Escaped convict. Empty Escaped convict.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 31 Dec 2011 - 16:49

    A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into
    a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

    He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying
    the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up
    and goes into the bathroom.

    While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's
    an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time
    in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your
    neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he
    tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is
    probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong,
    honey. I love you."

    To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was
    whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and
    asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be
    strong honey. I love you too!!"

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