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    New bowel cancer screening test.

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Mon Jan 11, 2021 1:56 pm

    You know I like talking shite...………. Anyway, instead of taking samples over 3 days you now only have to do it once. So much more user friendly! And a little tip, eat lots of eggs the day before. Hardens it up for a less messy experience.  New bowel cancer screening test. 294053457



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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon Jan 11, 2021 2:31 pm

    Top info Vince! New bowel cancer screening test. 3025408739



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    Post by Mcqueen on Mon Jan 11, 2021 4:05 pm

    New bowel cancer screening test. 2485877773  trouble is if it's too stiff it can roll.off your platform.
    Nowt worse than an errant stool

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon Jan 11, 2021 4:21 pm

    Mcqueen wrote:New bowel cancer screening test. 2485877773  trouble is if it's too stiff it can roll.off your platform.
    Nowt worse than an errant stool


    Feck me! We're going downhill fast! New bowel cancer screening test. 3025408739 New bowel cancer screening test. 3025408739



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    Post by Mcqueen on Mon Jan 11, 2021 7:25 pm

    When your at the BOTTOM  the only way is up  New bowel cancer screening test. 2485877773

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    Post by searcher on Mon Jan 11, 2021 7:51 pm

    When you get to my age you get exemption  New bowel cancer screening test. 3025408739

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Tue Jan 12, 2021 1:27 pm

    Thought so, we all like talking shite.  New bowel cancer screening test. 3025408739



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    Post by searcher on Tue Jan 12, 2021 9:45 pm

    Perfectspecimen wrote:Thought so, we all like talking shite.  New bowel cancer screening test. 3025408739

    Noticed !!

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    Post by 3rdforum on Wed Jan 13, 2021 9:43 pm

    New bowel cancer screening test. 3025408739 New bowel cancer screening test. 3025408739 Yet again, this forum comes out No 2 in top information! ( Gettit? No 2?? no?? Aw feck it then)






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    Post by Adam Mint on Wed Jan 13, 2021 10:44 pm

    That's shite,,,
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    Post by searcher on Wed Jan 13, 2021 11:34 pm

    Dermot , you're lucky you're not that age yet , when you do the test you will never eat Nutella again

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    Post by Mcqueen on Thu Jan 14, 2021 7:29 am

    Or be on Metformin  New bowel cancer screening test. 2419626307 New bowel cancer screening test. 2485877773
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu Jan 14, 2021 1:37 pm

    So what does Metformin do then? Its one of my five a day pills.



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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu Jan 14, 2021 2:00 pm

    Perfectspecimen wrote:So what does Metformin do then? Its one of my five a day pills.

    Google says it lowers blood sugar levels. Used in Type 2 diabetes.



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    Post by Mcqueen on Thu Jan 14, 2021 6:09 pm

    It also makes you aware of where the nearest toilet is

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Fri Jan 15, 2021 1:57 am

    Well, news to me. I thought it was the fecking beer! Though lately little beer has passed my lips let alone the pub type from the beer tap. I'll be honest now, I prefer a softer poo.  New bowel cancer screening test. 3275847336



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