Live reporting from PS in Tenerife.

Its fecking hot! 32c outside 27c in apartment. 2 fans on. 38 people on Ryanair flight out, 8 of which were from Indian sub-continent. Jeez. Luckily plenty of space to avoid them. Was in Canon Adeje with Kev last night and other Brits. Kev put a blond wig on and a ladies hat to do the Mary thing. He makes a fine looking woman. 

There are new rules to combat covid. Masks should be worn at all times when out and about. Most have them on their chins or hanging off one ear so rule seems a bit lax. No smoking allowed when sitting at table outside bar. Enforced in Sundowners bar. Todays mission is to get ITV (mot) for car and its Freds birthday so might have a beer.......

Perfectspecimen wrote:There are new rules to combat covid. Masks should be worn at all times when out and about. Most have them on their chins or hanging off one ear so rule seems a bit lax. No smoking allowed when sitting at table outside bar. Enforced in Sundowners bar. Todays mission is to get ITV (mot) for car and its Freds birthday so might have a beer.......

Happy birthday Fred!

happy birthday Fred

Perfectspecimen wrote:There are new rules to combat covid. Masks should be worn at all times when out and about. Most have them on their chins or hanging off one ear so rule seems a bit lax. No smoking allowed when sitting at table outside bar. Enforced in Sundowners bar. Todays mission is to get ITV (mot) for car and its Freds birthday so might have a beer.......

Tha only time I have seen law enforcement ln G.D.S. was one Saturday night when hundreds of fans were mobbing Irish Frank in the wild Geese 

Think that should say on the hundreds of Saturday nights when one fan was mobbing Irish Frank

Was in Emerald Bar at the square last night. A few punters in there but rest of the bars were either quiet or closed. Like a ghost town but didnt spot any tumbleweed.   Car failed ITV test. Rear anti roll bar rubbers I think. Anyway Kevs mechanic is gonna sort it tomorrow.

Kev tells me he charges €20 per hour. Spot on! 

Perfectspecimen wrote:Was in Emerald Bar at the square last night. A few punters in there but rest of the bars were either quiet or closed. Like a ghost town but didnt spot any tumbleweed.   Car failed ITV test. Rear anti roll bar rubbers I think. Anyway Kevs mechanic is gonna sort it tomorrow.

Got an awful pint in there a few years back.

Not keen on San Blas only used to go for an Indian meal , but there is a better one near  Agua Marina golf

Is that feckin' "Taboo" disco still down there. Me and a dozen mates were on a golf holiday and we went in there about 11pm one night in 2001, the place was empty! Just the DJ with his music blaring and his laser lights bouncing all over the place!

Think it is just a supermarket now Cam, it was always a white elephant

It closed many years ago. Supermarket for drug taking young Brit workers it was. Not sure what it is now, probably just empty. Car now passed ITV. Cost 91€ so it must have been more than rubber bushes. The oppressive super hot temperatures have thankfully passed. Yesterday was much cooler and looking out the window I can see big fluffy clouds. 
I found out what the lovely trees are I see out here. Norfolk Island Pine. There is one on site at Green Park. The seeds are in pods that drop in Autumn. Easy to grow apparently so Fred has instructions to collect some later in the year. I can see about 10 pods on it. Green at the moment look like tennis balls.

A sirocco and a calima together!! Bloody ell!

Returned to Stansted Saturday 3pm. First thing I did when I got home was put some socks on! Highest temperature seen in car was 42c! Think they are getting some more slow cooking temperatures later this week. Only about 50 peeps on Ryanair flight. I spent best part of an hour filling out Isolation Form and then printed it out. (3 Pages) The Spanish one takes about 10 minutes and you end up with just one page. This was collected at TFS and then you walk past 3 temperature monitors. What happened at Stansted? Absolutely nothing. No temperature checks and nobody collecting forms. Obviously they dont give a shit about Isolation of Imports so I shall take the same position.   I have already been shopping.    Interestingly Jacks boss found out I had been to Tenerife and so Jack should be isolating too. However he is too valuable to stay at home so was told to not tell anybody else. 

10 million tests a day says the Hancock. TWAT! How long do we have to put up with this Moron?