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    What are you doing today??

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    Post by searcher Fri 22 Jan 2021 - 19:57

    Went shopping today solo and was standing in the veg section ,a young woman asked me to pass a bag of spuds to her which I did ,no she said " I like to buy the dear potatoes" oh said I "I didn't know deer ate potatoes" she walked away muttering and shaking her head

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    Post by searcher Fri 22 Jan 2021 - 20:46

    The security system at the rear of our house has a light with a motion sensor the bulb went yesterday after 28 years service , that's what I cal value for money

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    Post by Mcqueen Fri 22 Jan 2021 - 20:57

    searcher wrote:Went shopping today solo and was standing in the veg section ,a young woman asked me to pass a bag of spuds to her which I did ,no she said " I like to buy the dear potatoes" oh said I "I didn't know deer ate potatoes" she walked away muttering and shaking her head
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sat 23 Jan 2021 - 10:00

    I had to pour hot water over the shed padlock this morning to get the key in so I could feed the birdies. I need more fat balls, mealy worms, suet pellets and peanuts. Plenty bird seed left. What are you doing today?? - Page 37 4254181916



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    Post by Mcqueen Sat 23 Jan 2021 - 14:00

    Love it when women.poor hot water on.the windscreens
    Oh my windscreen cracked    What are you doing today?? - Page 37 1498946960
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sat 23 Jan 2021 - 14:14

    Mcqueen wrote:Love it when women.poor hot water on.the windscreens
    Oh my windscreen cracked    What are you doing today?? - Page 37 1498946960


    Keep it lukewarm and it's fine, but no, boiling kettle all over windscreen! Ooops! What are you doing today?? - Page 37 3025408739  Just spent £40 on birdfeed stuff. (Including cat treats.) What are you doing today?? - Page 37 1761587263



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    Post by Perfectspecimen Sat 23 Jan 2021 - 15:49

    Mcqueen wrote:
    Perfectspecimen wrote:Heyup, Reg on a bus full of OAP's on a trip to the zoo. Magic.  What are you doing today?? - Page 37 3573868933
    I dont do bus's we drove there for 10am start
    Jeez, you could have looked at the scenery! So did you go left via Santiago del Teide or right via Santa Cruz both about 1 hour 15 mins or over the top, 2 and a half hours?



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    Post by Mcqueen Sat 23 Jan 2021 - 18:08

    Right Santa Cruz. Had German Neighbours with us so she did the satnav when.it got tricky
     Sabine conveyed it to Uli co pilot and he just pointed
    Very efficient those Germans

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    Post by 3rdforum Sat 23 Jan 2021 - 18:51

    searcher wrote:The security system at the rear of our house has a light with a motion sensor the bulb went yesterday after 28 years service , that's what I cal value for money
    They just don't make things to last these days What are you doing today?? - Page 37 1498946960






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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sat 23 Jan 2021 - 19:42

    searcher wrote:The security system at the rear of our house has a light with a motion sensor the bulb went yesterday after 28 years service , that's what I cal value for money

    Have ye still got the receipt Bill? Take it back and tell them it's defective. What are you doing today?? - Page 37 3025408739



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    Post by searcher Sat 23 Jan 2021 - 19:59

    Campbell Brodie wrote:
    searcher wrote:The security system at the rear of our house has a light with a motion sensor the bulb went yesterday after 28 years service , that's what I cal value for money

    Have ye still got the receipt Bill? Take it back and tell them it's defective. What are you doing today?? - Page 37 3025408739
    That was my thinking as well but the store closed 20 years ago

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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sat 23 Jan 2021 - 20:54

    Number 1 daughter is due in a week, so anytime now really. Wee boy and he will be called Harris if everything goes to plan. What are you doing today?? - Page 37 3318427985



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    Post by Mcqueen Sat 23 Jan 2021 - 22:28

    Will it be Harris Campbell
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sun 24 Jan 2021 - 8:42

    Dunno what the other names, if any, will be. Dancing



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    Post by Perfectspecimen Sun 24 Jan 2021 - 13:41

    Mcqueen wrote:Right Santa Cruz. Had German Neighbours with us so she did the satnav when.it got tricky
     Sabine conveyed it to Uli co pilot and he just pointed
    Very efficient those Germans
    Blimey not Sabine Smidt was it? Let her drive you will get there in 30 minutes easy.  What are you doing today?? - Page 37 3025408739  You have to make sure you are in the right hand lane or you easy miss the TF5 exit. Same on the way back.



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    Post by searcher Sun 24 Jan 2021 - 15:51

    Campbell Brodie wrote:Dunno what the other names, if any, will be. Dancing
    £ to a plnch of shit he'll get called "Wee Willie"
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    Post by Campbell Brodie Sun 24 Jan 2021 - 15:56

    searcher wrote:
    Campbell Brodie wrote:Dunno what the other names, if any, will be. Dancing
    £ to a plnch of shit he'll get called "Wee Willie"

    Feck me! I had to google him, Bill! I'd never heard of him! What are you doing today?? - Page 37 3025408739



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    Post by Mcqueen Sun 24 Jan 2021 - 18:54

    They never heard of Sabine Smidt and Uli loves his Porches. Told him.to go round the Nuremberg ring
    Blank face  What are you doing today?? - Page 37 3275847336 ask him about medical stuff he fires up
    Strange lot, I haven't mentioned the war yet :Belly Laugh:t

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    Post by angusjim Sun 24 Jan 2021 - 19:37

    So I have become a fat auld git and have started back on to the 5:2 diet 2 weeks in and 5lb gone looking to lose a total of at least 21lbs if I can last it out

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    Post by angusjim Sun 24 Jan 2021 - 19:40

    Campbell Brodie wrote:Just got a letter to go online and accept an invitation to get my State Pension in April. Too bloody right I accept! What are you doing today?? - Page 37 2472758156
    Just got mine this week to start in May makes me feel auld What are you doing today?? - Page 37 3573868933   What are you doing today?? - Page 37 1887251641

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    Post by searcher Sun 24 Jan 2021 - 21:22

    angusjim wrote:
    Campbell Brodie wrote:Just got a letter to go online and accept an invitation to get my State Pension in April. Too bloody right I accept! What are you doing today?? - Page 37 2472758156
    Just got mine this week to start in May makes me feel auld What are you doing today?? - Page 37 3573868933   What are you doing today?? - Page 37 1887251641
     You'll find out that your life is worth living now . work was made for donkeys not people

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    Post by Campbell Brodie Mon 25 Jan 2021 - 16:29

    Gave myself a Vidal Sassoon today, not too bad. Before and after...

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    Post by Mcqueen Mon 25 Jan 2021 - 17:04

    Janet said is that because its burns night  What are you doing today?? - Page 37 1498946960
    No I said the kids are going round and he needed to put a photo above the fire to keep them away  What are you doing today?? - Page 37 2419626307 What are you doing today?? - Page 37 3025408739

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    Post by Campbell Brodie Mon 25 Jan 2021 - 17:09

    Mcqueen wrote:Janet said is that because its burns night  What are you doing today?? - Page 37 1498946960
    No I said the kids are going round and he needed to put a photo above the fire to keep them away  What are you doing today?? - Page 37 2419626307 What are you doing today?? - Page 37 3025408739

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    Post by Perfectspecimen Tue 26 Jan 2021 - 1:19

    angusjim wrote:So I have become a fat auld git and have started back on to the 5:2 diet 2 weeks in and 5lb gone looking to lose a total of at least 21lbs if I can last it out
    My summer weight is about 96kg and winter 100kg+. Currently I dont have scales to weigh myself but I suspect I am well over the 100. I am 6ft tall but that makes me border line obese. Dont know if its lockdown or old age or just shite weather but I seem to be doing less each day. Oh, and welcome to the pension club. WTF are you gonna spend yours on?



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