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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 31 Mar 2020 - 12:30

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 31 Mar 2020 - 13:19

    ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
    WITNESS: No.
    ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
    WITNESS: No.
    ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
    WITNESS: No..
    ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
    WITNESS: No.
    ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
    WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
    ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
    WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.



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    Campbell Brodie wrote:From Reg...

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    Post by 3rdforum on Thu 2 Apr 2020 - 13:32

    He must have had good eyesight as well.






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    3rdforum wrote:He must have had good eyesight as well.

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    Post by innit on Thu 2 Apr 2020 - 21:17

    I finally got a delivery slot for my shopping.. I've ordered Turkey, Sprouts,Stuffing, Christmas cake, Christmas crackers and a pudding  with some brandy sauce: shop2:
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    Campbell Brodie wrote:
    3rdforum wrote:He must have had good eyesight as well.

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    How would he keep his glasses straight






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    I hear that Bernie Ecclestone  is going to be a daddy again. 

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