Tenerife's Forum of Fun

Tenerife Forum of Fun!

Not a member? Register here to join our fun forum!
Once you register, you will receive an e-mail asking you to validate your membership. Click on the link and away you go!

Thank you for joining, now have some fun!

Tenerife's Forum of Fun

Would you like to react to this message? Create an account in a few clicks or log in to continue.
Tenerife's Forum of Fun

A place for visitors and residents to share experiences and have fun at the same time.

Welcome to Tenerife Forum of Fun! Register and join in!

    Humour.

    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 56915
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

    Humour. - Page 14 Empty Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 13 Nov 2020 - 18:30

    A Man goes into a Baker's Shop and asks for 2 Bread Rolls.
    The Shop Man picks them up with Tongs and puts them in a Brown Paper Bag.
    He then asks for 2 Cakes the Shop Man picks them up with the Tongs and puts them in the Bag.
    The Man says, "It’s nice to see, that you don’t Man- Handle the Food"..
    The Shop Man says, "Sir. Nothing in my Shop is Handled by Human Hand"..?!?!?
    He then noticed a Piece of String, hanging out of the Shop Man's Trousers and asks..???
    "What is that Piece of String for"..????
    The Shop Man says, "Well, that's for when I need a piss. I just pull on the String and my Old Boy, just pops out"..
    "That’s OK", says the Customer, "But pray tell me, how do you put it back in"..???
    "That’s not a problem", Says the Shop Man.
    *
    "I just use the Tongs".. 🙂



    Helpful Links.
          Tenerife living guide. | FAQ | Forum Help |
               

    searcher likes this post

    Mcqueen
    Mcqueen
     
     

    England Male Posts : 30242
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 66
    Location : England

    Humour. - Page 14 Empty Re: Humour.

    Post by Mcqueen on Fri 13 Nov 2020 - 18:54

    Humour. - Page 14 2485877773
    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 56915
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

    Humour. - Page 14 Empty Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 15 Nov 2020 - 12:24

    Humour. - Page 14 125180797_1588995201303779_5997981633761906960_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&ccb=2&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=4CCFnWYrbZUAX8Rm8Fn&_nc_ht=scontent-lht6-1



    Helpful Links.
          Tenerife living guide. | FAQ | Forum Help |
               

    Mcqueen
    Mcqueen
     
     

    England Male Posts : 30242
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 66
    Location : England

    Humour. - Page 14 Empty Re: Humour.

    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 15 Nov 2020 - 13:03

    Humour. - Page 14 2485877773
    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 56915
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

    Humour. - Page 14 Empty Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 15 Nov 2020 - 13:43

    Humour. - Page 14 125411181_1153660291716355_6863815727772836256_n.jpg?_nc_cat=107&ccb=2&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=Oa_QYJZ4Xk4AX_qweTY&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr8-1



    Helpful Links.
          Tenerife living guide. | FAQ | Forum Help |
               

    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 56915
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

    Humour. - Page 14 Empty Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 17 Nov 2020 - 19:47

    Humour. - Page 14 124042616_10158763636126591_4075294012006742615_o.jpg?_nc_cat=1&ccb=2&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=7USEWQLCz6oAX_Yd4MG&_nc_ht=scontent-lht6-1



    Helpful Links.
          Tenerife living guide. | FAQ | Forum Help |
               

    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 56915
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

    Humour. - Page 14 Empty Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 18 Nov 2020 - 18:40

    Humour. - Page 14 125955293_10159122869891458_6927455287080815182_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&ccb=2&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=BXeWg3q2edgAX_w3XFp&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr8-1



    Helpful Links.
          Tenerife living guide. | FAQ | Forum Help |
               

    Mermaid likes this post

    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 56915
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

    Humour. - Page 14 Empty Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 18 Nov 2020 - 18:57

    Humour. - Page 14 126156465_3453387098084398_870024959586605251_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&ccb=2&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=Kxnm-A2ta40AX9udoXh&_nc_ht=scontent-lht6-1



    Helpful Links.
          Tenerife living guide. | FAQ | Forum Help |
               

    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 56915
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

    Humour. - Page 14 Empty Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 18 Nov 2020 - 19:00

    Humour. - Page 14 125850004_3736720823015833_3361686322657936754_o.jpg?_nc_cat=107&ccb=2&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=haaEDgMNBhYAX8KIlC-&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr8-1



    Helpful Links.
          Tenerife living guide. | FAQ | Forum Help |
               

    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 56915
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

    Humour. - Page 14 Empty Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 19 Nov 2020 - 9:25

    Humour. - Page 14 126418311_4174780689203932_6541579932177219329_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&ccb=2&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=le-yzCWAOJ0AX8HtD43&_nc_ht=scontent-lht6-1



    Helpful Links.
          Tenerife living guide. | FAQ | Forum Help |
               

    searcher likes this post

    Mcqueen
    Mcqueen
     
     

    England Male Posts : 30242
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 66
    Location : England

    Humour. - Page 14 Empty Re: Humour.

    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 19 Nov 2020 - 9:44

    Humour. - Page 14 1498946960

    Campbell Brodie likes this post

    searcher
    searcher
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 7418
    Join date : 2012-09-18
    Age : 76
    Location : edinburgh

    Humour. - Page 14 Empty Re: Humour.

    Post by searcher on Thu 19 Nov 2020 - 19:40

    Reg would probably prefer caricol  Humour. - Page 14 2024858757
    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 56915
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

    Humour. - Page 14 Empty Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 20 Nov 2020 - 16:26

    Humour. - Page 14 124871433_10157413769708204_2142973529652159582_o.jpg?_nc_cat=1&ccb=2&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=EdkDC_D8Ao8AX8sTZeX&_nc_ht=scontent-lht6-1



    Helpful Links.
          Tenerife living guide. | FAQ | Forum Help |
               

    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 56915
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

    Humour. - Page 14 Empty Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 20 Nov 2020 - 17:51

    Humour. - Page 14 126903608_4178847038797297_9182704723011878963_n.jpg?_nc_cat=108&ccb=2&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=riUHBiEu5aoAX9u8vFc&_nc_ht=scontent-lht6-1



    Helpful Links.
          Tenerife living guide. | FAQ | Forum Help |
               

    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 56915
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

    Humour. - Page 14 Empty Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 21 Nov 2020 - 16:43

    Humour. - Page 14 126899876_4181715485177119_404548096237923275_n.jpg?_nc_cat=109&ccb=2&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=bfial0uJJTkAX8v9LqG&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr8-1



    Helpful Links.
          Tenerife living guide. | FAQ | Forum Help |
               

    Adam Mint
    Adam Mint
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 22664
    Join date : 2011-10-07
    Age : 55

    Humour. - Page 14 Empty Re: Humour.

    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 26 Nov 2020 - 19:07

    MAJOR MOTOR  MERGER
     
    Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.
    Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'.
    It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it, let alone turn it on - even if someone  tells him where it is and how to do it.
    Rumour has it though, it can be a real bitch to start in the morning!
    Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.
    New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of.
    Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, & the curb weight typically increases with age.
    Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the boot increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.
    This model is not expected to reach collector status.
     
    Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it when it becomes troublesome!

    Campbell Brodie likes this post

    Mcqueen
    Mcqueen
     
     

    England Male Posts : 30242
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 66
    Location : England

    Humour. - Page 14 Empty Re: Humour.

    Post by Mcqueen on Thu 26 Nov 2020 - 19:29

    Humour. - Page 14 3025408739 Humour. - Page 14 3025408739
    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 56915
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

    Humour. - Page 14 Empty Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 27 Nov 2020 - 9:44

    Humour. - Page 14 127927771_797202860843205_1722120322136146475_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&ccb=2&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=k1S_WQPOz2wAX9jyted&_nc_ht=scontent-lht6-1



    Helpful Links.
          Tenerife living guide. | FAQ | Forum Help |
               

    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 56915
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

    Humour. - Page 14 Empty Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 27 Nov 2020 - 9:48

    Humour. - Page 14 46712061_1882164918505725_2669947328428769280_n.jpg?_nc_cat=100&ccb=2&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=SxlxsfiLHF8AX8yXJgF&_nc_ht=scontent-lht6-1



    Helpful Links.
          Tenerife living guide. | FAQ | Forum Help |
               

    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 56915
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

    Humour. - Page 14 Empty Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 27 Nov 2020 - 13:50

    Humour. - Page 14 127122994_3912194638813521_725189132847548682_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&ccb=2&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=NE6pt_rOcaQAX_C6zkD&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr8-1



    Helpful Links.
          Tenerife living guide. | FAQ | Forum Help |
               

    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 56915
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

    Humour. - Page 14 Empty Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 27 Nov 2020 - 13:56

    Humour. - Page 14 128105700_4198682493480418_2527203975833737510_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&ccb=2&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=EcYE_rcK-vIAX8Y-z8Z&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr8-1



    Helpful Links.
          Tenerife living guide. | FAQ | Forum Help |
               

    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 56915
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

    Humour. - Page 14 Empty Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 27 Nov 2020 - 13:57

    Humour. - Page 14 128066863_4198301173518550_1275420992932812277_n.jpg?_nc_cat=107&ccb=2&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=NTDIE_C2gtkAX9sQBDw&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr8-1



    Helpful Links.
          Tenerife living guide. | FAQ | Forum Help |
               

    searcher likes this post

    Adam Mint
    Adam Mint
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 22664
    Join date : 2011-10-07
    Age : 55

    Humour. - Page 14 Empty Re: Humour.

    Post by Adam Mint on Sat 28 Nov 2020 - 1:38

    Took me a bit time that one,,,,,,,

    Campbell Brodie likes this post

    Campbell Brodie
    Campbell Brodie
     
     

    Scotland Male Posts : 56915
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

    Humour. - Page 14 Empty Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 28 Nov 2020 - 9:21

    Humour. - Page 14 128280826_4201195216562479_7948505642181267418_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&ccb=2&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=8_XuplNvx5oAX-u-Gys&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr8-1



    Helpful Links.
          Tenerife living guide. | FAQ | Forum Help |
               

    Mcqueen
    Mcqueen
     
     

    England Male Posts : 30242
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 66
    Location : England

    Humour. - Page 14 Empty Re: Humour.

    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 28 Nov 2020 - 11:07

    Humour. - Page 14 1498946960

    Sponsored content

    Humour. - Page 14 Empty Re: Humour.

    Post by Sponsored content


      Current date/time is Thu 3 Dec 2020 - 23:06