The Shop Man picks them up with Tongs and puts them in a Brown Paper Bag.
He then asks for 2 Cakes the Shop Man picks them up with the Tongs and puts them in the Bag.
The Man says, "It’s nice to see, that you don’t Man- Handle the Food"..
The Shop Man says, "Sir. Nothing in my Shop is Handled by Human Hand"..?!?!?
He then noticed a Piece of String, hanging out of the Shop Man's Trousers and asks..???
"What is that Piece of String for"..????
The Shop Man says, "Well, that's for when I need a piss. I just pull on the String and my Old Boy, just pops out"..
"That’s OK", says the Customer, "But pray tell me, how do you put it back in"..???
"That’s not a problem", Says the Shop Man.
"I just use the Tongs"..