
Humour.
Campbell Brodie-
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Humour.
Can't find a face mask?...


searcher-
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Re: Humour.
Guy walks into a Chinese deli ,he asks the assistant "do you have any tinned pigeon?
The assistant goes and asks his boss and comes back and says "sorry no can do"
You have to be one of Gods children to get this one
The assistant goes and asks his boss and comes back and says "sorry no can do"
You have to be one of Gods children to get this one

Mcqueen-
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Perfectspecimen-
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If you need some try your local car boot sale at the weekend......... 


Adventure before dementia!!! 

Mcqueen-
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Kitchen roll cut in half works out cheaper and gives the women something to do 

Campbell Brodie-
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I think some are doing that already, we were in Tesco today and all Loo roll, kitchen roll and tissue have disappeared...Mcqueen wrote:Kitchen roll cut in half works out cheaper and gives the women something to do

Campbell Brodie-
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20 minutes... 20 minutes I stared at this picture, before I realized that I wasn’t looking at some sort of “pig-goat” hybrid.


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Mcqueen wrote:I did ration Janet to 4 pieces per visit
Tell her to use both sides

searcher-
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Teacher "Jimmy give me a sentence using the word contagious"
Jimmy "my big brother is painting the garden shed with a one inch paintbrush and my dad says it will take the contagious"
Jimmy "my big brother is painting the garden shed with a one inch paintbrush and my dad says it will take the contagious"
Campbell Brodie-
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Old ones are the best...

searcher-
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Thought it was topical 

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