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Humour.
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Guy walks into a Chinese deli ,he asks the assistant "do you have any tinned pigeon?
The assistant goes and asks his boss and comes back and says "sorry no can do"
You have to be one of Gods children to get this one
The assistant goes and asks his boss and comes back and says "sorry no can do"
You have to be one of Gods children to get this one
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I did ration Janet to 4 pieces per visit
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If you need some try your local car boot sale at the weekend......... 
Adventure before dementia!!! 
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Kitchen roll cut in half works out cheaper and gives the women something to do 
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I think some are doing that already, we were in Tesco today and all Loo roll, kitchen roll and tissue have disappeared...Mcqueen wrote:Kitchen roll cut in half works out cheaper and gives the women something to do
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20 minutes... 20 minutes I stared at this picture, before I realized that I wasn’t looking at some sort of “pig-goat” hybrid.
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Mcqueen wrote:
Tell her to use both sides
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That's shite...
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Perfect
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Teacher "Jimmy give me a sentence using the word contagious"
Jimmy "my big brother is painting the garden shed with a one inch paintbrush and my dad says it will take the contagious"
Jimmy "my big brother is painting the garden shed with a one inch paintbrush and my dad says it will take the contagious"
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Old ones are the best...
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Thought it was topical
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