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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 28 Feb 2020 - 18:03

    Can't find a face mask?...

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 29 Feb 2020 - 15:21

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 6 Mar 2020 - 14:54

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 9 Mar 2020 - 10:20

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 10 Mar 2020 - 16:39

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 10 Mar 2020 - 18:15

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    Post by searcher on Tue 10 Mar 2020 - 19:04

    Guy walks into a Chinese deli ,he asks the assistant "do you have any tinned pigeon?
    The assistant goes and asks his boss and comes back and says "sorry no can do"
    You have to be one of Gods children to get this one  Humour. 3025408739
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 10 Mar 2020 - 20:31

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 16 Mar 2020 - 11:18

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 17 Mar 2020 - 16:27

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    Post by Mcqueen on Tue 17 Mar 2020 - 16:57

    Humour. 2419626307 I did ration Janet to 4 pieces per visit  Humour. 3025408739
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 18 Mar 2020 - 10:24

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Wed 18 Mar 2020 - 10:32

    If you need some try your local car boot sale at the weekend......... Humour. 3057379431



    Adventure before dementia!!! Humour. 294053457
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    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 18 Mar 2020 - 11:41

    Kitchen roll cut in half works out cheaper and gives the women something to do weather
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 18 Mar 2020 - 13:25

    Mcqueen wrote:Kitchen roll cut in half works out cheaper and gives the women something to do weather
    I think some are doing that already, we were in Tesco today and all Loo roll, kitchen roll and tissue have disappeared... Humour. 3275847336



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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 20 Mar 2020 - 10:00

    20 minutes... 20 minutes I stared at this picture, before I realized that I wasn’t looking at some sort of “pig-goat” hybrid.

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 20 Mar 2020 - 11:43

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 20 Mar 2020 - 15:14

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    Post by searcher on Sun 22 Mar 2020 - 14:07

    Mcqueen wrote:Humour. 2419626307 I did ration Janet to 4 pieces per visit  Humour. 3025408739

    Tell her to use both sides  Humour. 3025408739
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    Post by Adam Mint on Sun 22 Mar 2020 - 22:48

    That's shite...
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 25 Mar 2020 - 9:49

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    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 25 Mar 2020 - 10:51

    Humour. 2485877773  Perfect
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    Post by searcher on Thu 26 Mar 2020 - 19:14

    Teacher "Jimmy give me a sentence using the word contagious"

    Jimmy "my big brother is painting the garden shed with a one inch paintbrush and my dad says it will take the contagious"
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 26 Mar 2020 - 19:25

    Old ones are the best... Humour. 3025408739



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    Post by searcher on Thu 26 Mar 2020 - 19:55

    Thought it was topical  Humour. 3025408739

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