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    Various emails received over the last few months

    Mischief Maker
    Mischief Maker
     
     

    Scotland Female Posts : 896
    Join date : 2011-08-24
    Age : 36
    Location : Scotland

    Various emails received over the last few months Empty Various emails received over the last few months

    Post by Mischief Maker on Thu 22 Dec 2011 - 21:06






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    Yesterday I was at my local Sainsbury's store buying a large bag of Winalot dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

    What did she think I had an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Winalot Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in hospital last time, but I'd lost 2 stone before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

    I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in queue was now enthralled with my story.)

    Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me I told her no, I stepped off the kerb to sniff an Irish Setter's arse and a car hit me.

    I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. I'm now banned from Sainsbury's.
    I didn't like shopping there anyway.




    Last edited by Mischief Maker on Thu 22 Dec 2011 - 21:07; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : re ordered stuff so the links aren't lost)
    Campbell Brodie
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    Scotland Male Posts : 57893
    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

    Various emails received over the last few months Empty Re: Various emails received over the last few months

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 22 Dec 2011 - 21:35

    I've had a couple of those as well. Various emails received over the last few months 3318427985



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