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    Post by angusjim on Wed 22 Apr 2020 - 10:17

    Perfectspecimen wrote:A moaning platform for things that are supposed to be happening but are not.
    I shall start with Royal Mail. I was expecting a delivery through normal letterbox Wednesday it is now Saturday and nowt. Tracking number says it was dispatched but no more info at all. A useless institution that should be confined to the history books. No doubt my Post Office/internet bill will arrive promptly and you will expect prompt payment. Think on tossers. Special Covid 19 moan thread. - Page 2 16779677 
    Get well soon Boris, your country needs you! Same cannot be said for fellow sufferer Matt Hancock. What a total waste of space he is. Can barely string a sentence together. You are supposed to give us information not mis-information and blatant lies. Please give his job to Labour health spokesman Jonathan Ashworth. Unity in government is what we need in these times of National chaos not bullshit.

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Wed 22 Apr 2020 - 10:52

    Campbell Brodie wrote:Restore your pad back into a pub Vince...I'll come down for a drink. Special Covid 19 moan thread. - Page 2 1460810463 Special Covid 19 moan thread. - Page 2 2084528412
    The thought had crossed my mind. Lovely weather we could have it in the garden. Bring your own beer, a chair and a bucket to piss in. Only men over 50 and women under 21 PLEASE. We could wheel out the karaoke.... Put a plastic bag over the mike, no germs and it might improve the sound. Special Covid 19 moan thread. - Page 2 3025408739



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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Wed 22 Apr 2020 - 11:09

    Moaning then....... Blair was on the tele again. Sadly I wasnt really listening, I find it more interesting looking round peoples decor in their house. In the background was a modern MDF wall unit that looked like it was made by a Swedish firm, maybe some mounted medals? Not his obviously. A white china teapot, looked like Aladins lamp and worst crime ever...... Wallpaper that looks like bricks! Special Covid 19 moan thread. - Page 2 3025408739 Jeez. Only thing missing was grey painted walls.  Special Covid 19 moan thread. - Page 2 2419626307  Yes, I know lots of you have them. Personally I prefer to keep drab foggy atmosphere outside where it belongs!



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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Mon 27 Apr 2020 - 9:45

    Noticed last week a big plane about to fly over my house on Flightracker so rushed out to see it. Yeah, a plane in the sky! Turned out it was from Pakistan going to Birmingham. To late to shoot it down. Special Covid 19 moan thread. - Page 2 3025408739



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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sat 9 May 2020 - 11:56

    140 illegal migrants arrested/rescued form small boats in channel, that doesnt include the ones who skipped detection obviously. Thanks to Sky News for that info. BBC hasnt noticed or deems it not newsworthy. More people are arriving bringing their germs in at airports throughout the country and now we learn the Government are thinking of bringing in 14 days quarantine from the end of May? Are you fecking serious you moronic kents? 3 months too late! Jeez. Special Covid 19 moan thread. - Page 2 16779677



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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Mon 11 May 2020 - 9:42

    So if you are in England you can all go back to work. If you are from the rest of the UK (where the spread of the virus is generally less) you can sit on your fat arses and continue doing nowt. We will pick up the tab. So this morning public transport in London was crammed but peeps you got it wrong! You can only go back to work on Wednesday! OK then, 2 days to get all the buses down from Scotland and Wales and everything will be great. The drivers can stay in that unused Nightingale Hospital then. Dont know the route? Dont worry, punters will show you which way to go. Whats a fecking Oyster card? Special Covid 19 moan thread. - Page 2 3025408739 Big bonus... At the weekend you can all go down to Southend or Margate beach and run around on the sand, or mud if you choose Southend and if you like pebbles and gays try Brighton.  Special Covid 19 moan thread. - Page 2 1498946960  Another new plan, we can travel to see our parents! Yipee. My one lives in a Nursing home 150 miles away is that OK Boris? BREAKING NEWS........ Sorry, you can only see one parent. Lock the other one in the loo.
    What an absolute shambles. Totally obvious this Government doesnt have a clue. They couldnt run a piss up in a brewery! Subsequently I have decided to do exactly what I want to do and when I want to do it. One of the things I would really love to do is patrol the South coast with a machine gun to repel the hoards of invaders but sadly I dont have a gun. Of course people from France will still be allowed in next month. Thats handy innit? So, its a carry on from the Carry On farce Government.  Angry2



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    Post by angusjim on Mon 11 May 2020 - 10:57

    You need to calm doon and nae drinking before the sun is over the yard arm  Special Covid 19 moan thread. - Page 2 3025408739 Special Covid 19 moan thread. - Page 2 3025408739
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    Post by zdeekie on Mon 11 May 2020 - 15:12

    & breathe x
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    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 11 May 2020 - 16:50

    I always worry when the person driving has not got a clue, i have a built in self preservation,
    these are educated people and they let anybody from anywhere in with no checks on their health,
    Prity Patel sounds to me like she knows how to do things like helping the French by stopping them from arriving in France and heading our way they would not try if they had nowhere to go, blady simple innit but they start crying when she shouts she shouts because nobody is listening and gets mad and loses it, I cant see this ending anytime soon Special Covid 19 moan thread. - Page 2 1498946960
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Mon 11 May 2020 - 18:39

    Yeah, Carry On Up The Government. Angry3 I was sober when I wrote that post, not even hungover.



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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 11 May 2020 - 19:48

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Tue 12 May 2020 - 1:08

    We just left one Union pal. Its for the good. Its a waste of space. The Union you are referring to however is worth hanging on to. GREAT Britain. Special Covid 19 moan thread. - Page 2 1483819851



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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 12 May 2020 - 7:58

    Perfectspecimen wrote:We just left one Union pal. Its for the good. Its a waste of space. The Union you are referring to however is worth hanging on to. GREAT Britain. Special Covid 19 moan thread. - Page 2 1483819851

    The point I'm making is a large number of people down South are miffed necause we aren't coming out of lockdown at the same time as England. We are all at different stages in the Virus pandemic and our "R" rate is a lot closer to 1 up here than down your way. But because BoJo says we can all go back to work, certain little Englanders are at it again with "those Scots are sitting on their fat arses and we're picking up the bill again". BoJo's instructions relate to England, not the other 3 Nations and while we're still in lockdown there's no point in coming up here in motorhomes to see a lovely loch in Lewis as the Guardian was promoting yesterday. Special Covid 19 moan thread. - Page 2 1498946960 Health is a devolved issue.

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 12 May 2020 - 9:22

    Nicked off FB. Can't make it out clearly enough here Vince, are you in Norfolk or over the border?

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    Post by 3rdforum on Tue 12 May 2020 - 23:17

    another thought occured to me today. I'd say autoreisen could be in the shit!






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    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 13 May 2020 - 9:42

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu 14 May 2020 - 10:58

    Campbell Brodie wrote:Nicked off FB. Can't make it out clearly enough here Vince, are you in Norfolk or over the border?

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    My Village is right on the border Cam. Norfolk is not closed but be aware Police have feck all to do except hassle motorists. I should imagine campervans will be high on the target list!



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    Post by Adam Mint on Fri 15 May 2020 - 0:35

    Today's Coronavirus moan,,, we have tickets for Paul Heston/Jacqui Abbott ex of  The Housemartins and The Beautiful South, gig date was 4th July so we was hoping by then gig might still go ahead, but no , its not cancelled just delayed, till 3rd July 2021,,, so only another year to wait...
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    Post by zdeekie on Fri 15 May 2020 - 16:22

    I think Nicola Sturgeon has done the right thing ( I can’t stand the woman ) by keeping the lockdown we have balls it up, Boris was pushed Money again isn’t it  Special Covid 19 moan thread. - Page 2 2472758156  X
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Fri 15 May 2020 - 19:09

    Did you see the people in London crammed on the buses? They are mad. Most didnt even have a mask on. Walk you silly buggers. Probably quicker anyway.



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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Fri 22 May 2020 - 10:49

    Nigel Farage sent me a video yesterday. Shows him on a boat in the channel hunting for muslims in dinghys. Didnt take him long to find some. Seems the French are escorting them to British waters where they are met by Border Force vessels and escorted here. Video is on Youtube. No British News channels showing it but RT.com did show some on their news this morning. Pritty silly Patel needs to sort this NOW! Instead she is considering putting visitors in isolation for 14 days. Yeah, 3 months too fecking late. Not only has the horse bolted the bloody thing is old enough now to be on a French menu.  Special Covid 19 moan thread. - Page 2 16779677



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    Post by searcher on Fri 22 May 2020 - 19:53

    Watched that video ,Sky news had another report last night, the whole thing is a joke, 

    BTW not all illegals are muslim and I don't recall that being an issue on any report
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sun 24 May 2020 - 10:18

    Any christians can be sent to the lions then. Lions are hungry in out struggling zoos you know.  Special Covid 19 moan thread. - Page 2 1483819851



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    Post by zdeekie on Sun 24 May 2020 - 18:31

    WTF was that total embarrassment, I have lost complete respect for Johnson & as for Cummings he may be the brains behind the party but what an arrogant twat & I hadn’t seen my daughter for 8 weeks till last week & he drives 250 miles I’m fuming Special Covid 19 moan thread. - Page 2 3607570916
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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 24 May 2020 - 18:39

    I said to Janet bad move Boris, Even the Scots git Kranky binned her that did the same
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