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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sat 28 Mar 2020 - 11:35

    A moaning platform for things that are supposed to be happening but are not.
    I shall start with Royal Mail. I was expecting a delivery through normal letterbox Wednesday it is now Saturday and nowt. Tracking number says it was dispatched but no more info at all. A useless institution that should be confined to the history books. No doubt my Post Office/internet bill will arrive promptly and you will expect prompt payment. Think on tossers. Special Covid 19 moan thread. 16779677 
    Get well soon Boris, your country needs you! Same cannot be said for fellow sufferer Matt Hancock. What a total waste of space he is. Can barely string a sentence together. You are supposed to give us information not mis-information and blatant lies. Please give his job to Labour health spokesman Jonathan Ashworth. Unity in government is what we need in these times of National chaos not bullshit.



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    Post by searcher on Sat 28 Mar 2020 - 13:08

    At least you have plenty to girn about   Special Covid 19 moan thread. 426031496
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 28 Mar 2020 - 13:14

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    Post by searcher on Sat 28 Mar 2020 - 14:02

    My Ma used to call me "girni Wull" whe I was a bairn  [not changed much] Special Covid 19 moan thread. 3025408739
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sat 28 Mar 2020 - 15:05

    I like moaning! Thanks by the way for the info on Pnuemonia. 50/50 then.  Special Covid 19 moan thread. 294053457
    Patsy informs me she has just spotted a couple walking a dog side by side down the lane where I take my dogs. The bird was wearing high heels,,,,,,,, say no more. Special Covid 19 moan thread. 1498946960
    Linda Lusardi in a bad way. Shame, she gave me much pleasure everyday on page 3. Hang on in there girl! fingers crossed  
    Just had a look on the North Norfolk seaside webcams and all very quiet. Last weekend the place was rammed. Seems most folk have got the message.



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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sun 29 Mar 2020 - 2:29

    All our ports, and those in Tenerife, are closed to all but commercial traffic. Private boats will be turned away. Yet we are still rescuing hundreds of illegal immigrants mid channel.
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    This poses a severe threat to those rescuing them and the people of Kent and their local Health Authority who have enough on their plate as it is. The only way to stop this is to forcibly return them to France immediately. As an experienced seaman, I can tie at least three different types of knot and also know that due South is 180 degrees, I would like to offer my services as a volunteer on the repatriation boats. Bit like Dunkirk in reverse then. Special Covid 19 moan thread. 294053457



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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 29 Mar 2020 - 8:47

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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 29 Mar 2020 - 9:28

    Something needs doing something harsh to put them off, scuttle the kents
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    Post by searcher on Sun 29 Mar 2020 - 14:18

    Give them a pint of southern English beer , Courage ,/Flowers /Watneys etc they  won't hang about for long  Special Covid 19 moan thread. 2761542443
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Fri 17 Apr 2020 - 3:04

    3 more weeks, but the Nightingale Hospital is pretty much empty. Special Covid 19 moan thread. 1498946960 Can someone get rid of that lying twat Hancock? I am pissed off with seeing him squirming through interviews every morning. Even his name is synonymous with wanker, sums him up perfectly. Nursing homes are taking a hit, they dont give a shit. For everyone that dies saves govt a fortune. And yet they pay 80% wages.......... Moron economics. Should have suspended all mortgage payments, rent for homes and businesses, rates, credit card payments etc with no penalties and just give peeps who cant work unemployment benefit of £77, enough to feed themselves if they give up the Waitrose habit. Special Covid 19 moan thread. 3025408739 Let the financial institutions take the pain for a few weeks. As it is the working man will be paying this off for the foreseeable future. Thank you, Brother Vince. Special Covid 19 moan thread. 2419626307



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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Fri 17 Apr 2020 - 3:19

    Talking of Nursing Homes my Mums in one down on the South coast. She has been there for the past 6 years. 88 now she just lays in bed, as she has ever since she has been there. That bad now half the time I dont think she knows who the feck I am. But she is the Worlds biggest rebel. Some rubbed off on me. Wouldnt be too surprised if she was the last one left scrabbling for the last breath in the whole place.......



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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 17 Apr 2020 - 8:41

    The only complaint I have is the fact we are short of parking spaces in our street. If you go to the shops, sure as eggs are eggs someone has nicked the space! Angry3



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    Post by zdeekie on Fri 17 Apr 2020 - 20:12

    Piers sorts him out on a morning mind you Piers sorts everyone out that needs it x
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    Post by 3rdforum on Fri 17 Apr 2020 - 22:40

    Cant stand Piers Morgan, but I have to give credit where it is due. He has completely and emphatically held those morons to account over the diabolical handling of this virus thing. Hats off, I didn't think he had it in him






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    Post by 3rdforum on Fri 17 Apr 2020 - 22:42

    Ireland got its r rate down from 20 to somewhere between 0.7 and 1 yesterday. ( google it Special Covid 19 moan thread. 3025408739 )

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 18 Apr 2020 - 8:43

    3rdforum wrote:Ireland got its r rate down from 20 to somewhere between 0.7 and 1 yesterday. ( google it Special Covid 19 moan thread. 3025408739 )

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    Ours is slightly below 1 as well... Special Covid 19 moan thread. 294053457



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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sun 19 Apr 2020 - 0:27

    I like Piers Morgan. He gave Capt Moore fund 100k right at the beginning. Special Covid 19 moan thread. 3318427985



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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Tue 21 Apr 2020 - 10:39

    Early hours of this morning I was on Flightradar24 and spotted strange behaviour of RAF plane from Brize Norton. It was doing 30 mile wide loops over the North Sea just off North Norfolk. I could count at least 6 loops before I was timed out. Maybe this was the missing Turkey flight on a gowns for NHS mission? According to news this morning it made it to Turkey last night but it is certainly not on its way back yet. I am spying on the Government so I can expose their lies to you. Special Covid 19 moan thread. 1483819851



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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 21 Apr 2020 - 12:22

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Tue 21 Apr 2020 - 18:06

    According to the papers it was a Atlas A400M that went to Turkey. A giant 4 engine turbo prop thing. This was not the plane I was spying on last night. It was a more normal looking plane painted light grey. Feck knows what it was doing then. Maybe they have too much fuel so they just using some up. Thing is it is still in Turkey waiting for its load and meanwhile lorry loads of the stuff is exported everyday to EU. Our government will not buy it even though it has been offered. Backhanders I guess but am I just a cynic? Either way it STINKS. I am fast getting pissed off with these lying tossers and will very soon be rebelling and doing what I want to do.
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 21 Apr 2020 - 18:22

    Restore your pad back into a pub Vince...I'll come down for a drink. Special Covid 19 moan thread. 1460810463 Special Covid 19 moan thread. 2084528412



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    Post by Adam Mint on Wed 22 Apr 2020 - 2:50

    I'll get back to you on that one...
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    Post by Adam Mint on Wed 22 Apr 2020 - 2:50

    Shit he does like boats...
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    Post by zdeekie on Wed 22 Apr 2020 - 7:27

    According to the news it has arrived this morning thanks to Turkey x

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