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    A hillbilly Divorce

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    Post by Topdog on Wed 21 Dec 2011 - 21:06

    A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.
    The lawyer said, 'How can I help you?'
    The farmer said, 'I want to get one of them dayvorces.'
    The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?'
    The farmer said, 'Yup, I got 40 acres'
    The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?'
    The farmer said, 'Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays.'
    The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a case?'
    The farmer said, 'No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere.'
    The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge?'
    The farmer said,'Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere'
    The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something?'
    The farmer said, 'No, we both get up at 4:30.'
    By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question
    'Is your wife a nagger?'
    The farmer said, 'No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was
    a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce.'
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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Thu 22 Dec 2011 - 8:31

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    Location : xanadu - next door to Kubla Khan

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    Post by betty swollocks on Thu 22 Dec 2011 - 10:39

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    Post by Gypsy on Thu 22 Dec 2011 - 11:03

    I should by rights moved myself to off topic, but just want to say Betty that is a fab signature you have.
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    Post by betty swollocks on Thu 22 Dec 2011 - 11:09

    Gypsy wrote:I should by rights moved myself to off topic, but just want to say Betty that is a fab signature you have.


    "Why thank you kind lady" (said in my best redneck accent to keep OT !)



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