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    Tommy Cooper lives on .....

    Jimandsi
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    Post by Jimandsi on Thu 15 Dec 2011 - 22:03


    A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time....


    I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin, 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it. I thought to myself, they've lost the plot!!


    I was at a cash point yesterday when a little old lady asked if I could check her balance, so I pushed her over.


    A new Middle East crisis erupted last night as Dubai Television was refused permission to broadcast 'The Flintstones'. A spokesman for the channel said. "A claim was made that people in Dubai would not understand the humour, but we know for a fact that people in Abu Dhabi Do."


    My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were £70!!! B******s to this, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web.


    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.


    Went around to a friend's house today. His wife was sat there with their new-born baby. She asked if I'd like to wind it. I thought that was a bit harsh so I gave it a dead leg instead.


    I start a new job in Seoul next week. I thought it was a good Korea move.


    I was driving this morning when I saw an RAC van parked up. The driver was sobbing uncontrollably and looked very miserable. I thought to myself 'that guy's heading for a breakdown.'


    On holiday recently in Spain I saw a sign that said 'English speaking Doctor' - I thought, 'What a good idea, why don't we have them in our country?'

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    Gypsy
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    Post by Gypsy on Thu 15 Dec 2011 - 22:38

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    Ireland Male Posts : 22777
    Join date : 2011-08-30
    Age : 50
    Location : Ireland

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    Post by 3rdforum on Thu 15 Dec 2011 - 22:47

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    Liechtenstein Male Posts : 14164
    Join date : 2011-08-15
    Age : 66
    Location : Cambs / Golf del Sur

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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu 15 Dec 2011 - 23:08

    Last one was the best Jim............Tommy Cooper lives on ..... 3077217049



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    Post by innit on Fri 23 Dec 2011 - 22:13


    Any body watching Tommy now on 5. :Happy:
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    Join date : 2011-08-13
    Age : 61
    Location : England

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    Post by Topdog on Fri 23 Dec 2011 - 23:35

    I watch Tommy in the bath often. Lap top linked in laugh in bath.
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    Scotland Male Posts : 56839
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    Age : 65
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 24 Dec 2011 - 9:26

    I saw some of it. The man was a genius!



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