Listening to radio in car today and some silly bird has been fined £150 for littering in the City of Bath. She made the mistake of breaking a bit of sausage roll off and chucking it at a pidgeon who thought cheers madam, i'll scoff that immediately. Couple of lessons here, dont feed the pidgeons. Judging by the pair who live in my garden they are not desperate for sausage rolls, I have seen smaller chickens in Tescos! And second dont give the jobsworth your name! Just tell him to feck off and walk away. Or better still punch him on his snout. Now that would be worth £150. 
