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    Adam Mint
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    Post by Adam Mint on Fri 14 Sep 2018 - 23:39

    Feckin dead right that...
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    Campbell Brodie
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 15 Sep 2018 - 15:42

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    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 15 Sep 2018 - 17:16

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    Campbell Brodie
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 15 Sep 2018 - 18:55

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    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 15 Sep 2018 - 19:14

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    Campbell Brodie
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 16 Sep 2018 - 10:25

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 16 Sep 2018 - 10:38

    At least I won't have to go into work to this tomorrow... Humour. - Page 3 3025408739

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    Campbell Brodie
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 17 Sep 2018 - 17:53

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 17 Sep 2018 - 18:18

    The winner...

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    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 17 Sep 2018 - 18:19

    I sat and watched that Humour. - Page 3 1498946960 And then Humour. - Page 3 755705644 Humour. - Page 3 3025408739
    Campbell Brodie
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 18 Sep 2018 - 17:38

    A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband
    is not in their bed.
    She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
    She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of
    coffee in front of him.
    He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
    She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a
    sip of his coffee.
    'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the
    room. 'Why are you down here at this time of night?'
    The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I'm just remembering
    when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were
    only 16. Do you remember back then?' he asks solemnly.
    The wife is almost reduced to tears herself, just thinking how
    caring and sensitive her husband is. 'Yes, I do' she replies.
    The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily. 'Do
    you remember when your dad caught us in the back seat
    of my car?'
    'Yes, I remember,' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair
    beside him.
    The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved
    that shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my
    daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?'
    'I remember that, too' she replies softly.
    He wipes another tear from his cheek and says....
    'I would have gotten out today!



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    Post by Mcqueen on Tue 18 Sep 2018 - 17:44

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    Campbell Brodie
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 18 Sep 2018 - 18:21

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    Post by Mcqueen on Tue 18 Sep 2018 - 18:43

    Slip stream innit, they take it in turns up front
    Campbell Brodie
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 18 Sep 2018 - 19:06

    I'd keep nipping to the back... Humour. - Page 3 3025408739



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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 18 Sep 2018 - 19:31

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    Post by searcher on Tue 18 Sep 2018 - 19:41

    There are dickheads and kickheads ,he is both
    Campbell Brodie
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 19 Sep 2018 - 17:49

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    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 19 Sep 2018 - 20:42

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    Campbell Brodie
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 20 Sep 2018 - 18:16

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 21 Sep 2018 - 17:40

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    Post by searcher on Fri 21 Sep 2018 - 17:43

    shuftie zubrik
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 21 Sep 2018 - 17:48

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    Post by Mcqueen on Fri 21 Sep 2018 - 18:07

    I know i'm a bit odd but i would have pissed all over the calf, Its the devilment in me Humour. - Page 3 3025408739
    Campbell Brodie
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 21 Sep 2018 - 18:39

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