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    Campbell Brodie
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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 9 Jan 2019 - 10:09





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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Adam Mint on Fri 11 Jan 2019 - 23:22

    Campbell Brodie wrote:
    So true, cops have lost the  plot...                                               plot
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    Re: Humour.

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    Re: Humour.

    Post by 3rdforum on Sun 13 Jan 2019 - 20:28

    I sent this to Reg.






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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 13 Jan 2019 - 21:01

    Yeah, saw it on FB!



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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 17 Jan 2019 - 10:03

    A German guy approaches a lady of the night. "I vish to buy sex viz you."
    "OK," says the girl, "I'll charge 20 an hour."

    "..ist goot, but I must varn, I am little kinky."

    "No problem," she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky." So off they go to the girl's place, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller.

    "I vant zat you tie ze springs to each of your hans und knees." The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs as he had said, to her hands and knees.

    "Now you vill get on your hans und knees." She does this, balancing precariously on the springs.

    "You vill please to blow zis kwacker as I make the love to you." She finds it odd, but figures it's harmless (and the guy is paying.)

    She finds the sex is fantastic, as she is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller. The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced and it is several minutes before she has enough breath to say, "That was totally amazing, what do you call that position ?"

    "Ah," says the German, "zat is ze four-sprung Duck technique."



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    Re: Humour.

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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 21 Jan 2019 - 19:42

    So am i, before if i went into an empty room and waved it about some bird would get pregnant
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    Re: Humour.

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