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    Re: Humour.

    Post by 3rdforum on Sun 23 Dec 2018 - 21:55

    wont let me see it






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    Post by searcher on Sun 23 Dec 2018 - 22:45

    Not on F.B. so can't and won't log in
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    Post by Mcqueen on Tue 25 Dec 2018 - 11:21

     love that one
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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 31 Dec 2018 - 10:13

    Yossel Zelkovitz worked in a Jewish pickle factory.
    For many years he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer.
    Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help from the factory psychologist.
    After six months, the therapist gave up.
    The next day he came home from work very early.
    His wife, Sacha, became alarmed and wanted to know what had happened?
    Yossel tearfully confessed his tormenting desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer.
    He went on to explain that today he finally went ahead and did it, and he was immediately fired.
    Sacha gasped and ran over to her husband. She quickly yanked down his pants and shorts only to find a normal, completely intact penis.
    She looked up and said, "I don't understand. What happened?
    What about the pickle slicer?
    Yossel replied, "I think she got fired, too."



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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 2 Jan 2019 - 16:46

    Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

    The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

    Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"

    Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."

    Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."

    The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."



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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 3 Jan 2019 - 10:31

    Everybody loves bacon...





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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 3 Jan 2019 - 12:22

    New Years Resolutions...





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