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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Adam Mint on Mon 10 Dec 2018 - 10:06

    Campbell Brodie wrote:

    My mate turns up at quiz one night wearing a t-shirt with a print of four candles on it, all except one gir gets the joke as she'd never seen the sketch, seconds later everyone's got their phones out googling it for her...
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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 10 Dec 2018 - 18:08

    took me a while
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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 11 Dec 2018 - 11:00

    I had my leg X-rayed today.
    The doctor said "Your patellas only measures 2.54cm."
    I said, "Inch high knees?"
    He said, "您的髌骨是2.54厘米高"



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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 11 Dec 2018 - 16:51

    Mrs. O'Leary went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the new physicians.

    After about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out the door and ran screaming down the hall.

    An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story.

    After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.

    The older doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the first doctor was and demanded,

    "What's the matter with you? Mrs. O'Leary is 72 years old, she has seven grown children and ten grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"

    The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"



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    Re: Humour.

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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu 13 Dec 2018 - 11:20

    One for Adam Mint and 3rd Forum...





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    Re: Humour.

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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 13 Dec 2018 - 17:21

    Campbell Brodie wrote:One for Adam Mint and 3rd Forum...



    Can't argue with you on that one...
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    Re: Humour.

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    Not listening Not listening Not listening






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