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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 21 Oct 2018 - 19:32

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 23 Oct 2018 - 17:29

    Can you take a skin graft from your buttock and transplant it onto someone who isn't family?

    Arse skin for a friend?



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    Post by 3rdforum on Wed 24 Oct 2018 - 13:48

    An Irish boy stands crying at the edge of the road. A man asks him "What's wrong?". The boy says "Me ma is deid". "O bejaysus" said the man " Do you want me to call Father O'Reilly for you?". "No thanks" replied the boy, "sex is the last thing on my mind at the moment".






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    Post by 3rdforum on Wed 24 Oct 2018 - 14:50

    *feck IT, LET'S OFFEND EVERYONE!!!*

    I came out of the chip shop with a meat & potato pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sitting there said “I've not eaten for two days.” I told him, “I wish I had your will power!
    *
    I took my biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells.
    Apparently "poles and "Romanian gypsies" were not the correct answers.
    *
    A fat girl served me in McDonald's at lunch time today. She said, “Sorry about the wait.”
    I said, “Don't worry dear. You might lose it eventually."
    *
    I walked past a black kid sitting at a bus stop, as I went into the bank. When I came out, he looked at me and said, “Any change?” I said “No, you're still black”.
    *
    Snow in the forecast! The TV weather girl said, she was expecting 8 inches tonight.
    I thought to myself, "Fat chance with a face like that!"
    *
    An Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road. A man asks him,“What's wrong?”
    The boy says,“Me ma is dead”.
    “Oh bejaysus,"the man says. “Do you want me to call Father O'Riley for you?”
    The boy replies,“No tanks mister. Sex is the last ting on my mind at the moment.”
    *
    Years ago it was suggested, that an apple a day kept the doctor away. But since all the doctors are now muslims, I've found that a bacon sandwich works better !
    *
    Japanese scientists have created a camera with such an immensely fast shutter-speed, that it is now possible to take a photograph of a woman with her mouth shut.
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    I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days, when you could look at an unattended bag on a train or a bus, and think to yourself, "I'm gonna take that!"
    *
    Man in a hot air balloon is lost over Ireland. He looks down and sees a farmer in the fields and shouts down to him “Where am I ?”
    The Irish farmer looks back up and shouts back, "You can't fool me. You're in that basket up there."
    *
    I had a Trivia Competition in the bag until the very last question....which I got wrong. The question was, "Where do women have the curliest hair?" Apparently the correct answer was Fiji.
    *
    A woman has a medical at the doctors. “You are grossly overweight,” he says.
    “I want a 2nd opinion,” she exclaims. “OK. You're bloody ugly as well.”
    That should more or less cover everyone !!






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    Tits up
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