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    Humour.

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    Re: Humour.

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 10 Aug 2018 - 18:49

    Just found out my mate has been shot with a starting pistol.

    Police think it's race-related.



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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 11 Aug 2018 - 8:32

    I dont trust them feckers
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 11 Aug 2018 - 9:16

    Mcqueen wrote:I dont trust them feckers
    Me neither, I keep well clear of them. Don't mind feeding them a carrot over a fence though!



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    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 15 Aug 2018 - 19:00

      My pal George has a big wife, she go's to the gym and sits in the bar swilling pints
    I dont think she has the concept right, 
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    Mcqueen wrote:   My pal George has a big wife, she go's to the gym and sits in the bar swilling pints
    I dont think she has the concept right, 
    And she wears a track suit   FMR
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    My mate goes to Bannatyne's gym. He floats about in the swimming pool for half hour then goes to the bar!



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    Re: Humour.

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    Campbell Brodie wrote:

    Mcqueen wrote:   My pal George has a big wife, she go's to the gym and sits in the bar swilling pints
    I dont think she has the concept right, 

    Knew a woman who boasted about being a member of three gyms, she done exactly the same, don't think she ever used any of the facility's except sauna, jacuzzi and bar...

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    Re: Humour.

    Post by Topdog on Fri 17 Aug 2018 - 0:38

    How do you get a fat northern bird in bed, piece of cake
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Fri 17 Aug 2018 - 18:36

    A teeny fly fell into my glass of Pinot Grigio so I fished him out before he drowned.....

    He's now squaring up to me citing queensberry rules whilst intermittently shouting "I'll tell you when I've had enough!"



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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 20 Aug 2018 - 17:06

    Liverpool comedian Adam Rowe has won the Edinburgh fringe best one-liner with this:

    "Working at the Jobcentre has to be a tense job - knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day."

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