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    woolybear
     
     

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    Too embarrassing to talk about

    Post by woolybear on Sat 3 Dec 2011 - 23:31

    I have piles but someone has told be that they are caused by doing things "one shouldnt"!!I have never done anything that "one shouldnt" but im afraid that the doc may think i have done something that "one shouldnt". Can anyone give me advice please.
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    Re: Too embarrassing to talk about

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 3 Dec 2011 - 23:35

    woolybear wrote:I have piles but someone has told be that they are caused by doing things "one shouldnt"!!I have never done anything that "one shouldnt" but im afraid that the doc may think i have done something that "one shouldnt". Can anyone give me advice please.

    Nothing worse than Pink Floyds....you just can't get comfy
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    Re: Too embarrassing to talk about

    Post by woolybear on Sat 3 Dec 2011 - 23:38

    The only way is for me to sit on a rubber ring, thing is the kids are all talking about me at the pool, calling me the ring robber..
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    Re: Too embarrassing to talk about

    Post by Gypsy on Sat 3 Dec 2011 - 23:42

    Is that the pool at your house?
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    Re: Too embarrassing to talk about

    Post by Topdog on Sat 3 Dec 2011 - 23:43

    You have to spread some cream up the back passage, but be careful I got broken leg when I slipped on it.
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    Re: Too embarrassing to talk about

    Post by woolybear on Sat 3 Dec 2011 - 23:59

    Gypsy wrote:Is that the pool at your house?

    No its the local leasure centre... i do look odd though going through the turnstyle hehe
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    Re: Too embarrassing to talk about

    Post by Gypsy on Sun 4 Dec 2011 - 0:03

    You didn´t put a P in pLEASURE Centre or did you do that in the Pool?

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    Re: Too embarrassing to talk about

    Post by woolybear on Sun 4 Dec 2011 - 0:06

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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    Re: Too embarrassing to talk about

    Post by Cruella de Vil on Sun 4 Dec 2011 - 7:39

    woolybear wrote:The only way is for me to sit on a rubber ring, thing is the kids are all talking about me at the pool, calling me the ring robber..



    Oh dear! Reggie is in danger of getting his rim stolen.....oops I mean ring




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    Re: Too embarrassing to talk about

    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 4 Dec 2011 - 9:42

    Oh, I dont mind they can have it, I'm sorted.
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    Re: Too embarrassing to talk about

    Post by Topdog on Sun 4 Dec 2011 - 9:48

    From the way Wooly has described herself I thought she was a leisure centre.
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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Sun 4 Dec 2011 - 10:06

    Topdog wrote:From the way Wooly has described herself I thought she was a leisure centre.



    Or a pleasure centre even




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    Re: Too embarrassing to talk about

    Post by Jimandsi on Sun 4 Dec 2011 - 12:15

    woolybear wrote:I have piles but someone has told be that they are caused by doing things "one shouldnt"!!I have never done anything that "one shouldnt" but im afraid that the doc may think i have done something that "one shouldnt". Can anyone give me advice please.

    Take no notice of the quack - if they had their way, one wouldn't do anything "one shouldn't".

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    Re: Too embarrassing to talk about

    Post by Topdog on Sun 4 Dec 2011 - 13:09

    Richest man in the world has Piles.
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    Re: Too embarrassing to talk about

    Post by 3rdforum on Sun 4 Dec 2011 - 14:00

    How do you know that?






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    Re: Too embarrassing to talk about

    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sun 4 Dec 2011 - 15:58

    Irish he is Td, Cheers.



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    Re: Too embarrassing to talk about

    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 4 Dec 2011 - 16:01

    3rdforum wrote:How do you know that?

    Get a grip D
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    Re: Too embarrassing to talk about

    Post by Topdog on Sun 4 Dec 2011 - 16:17

    most electricians have pliers
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    Re: Too embarrassing to talk about

    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sun 4 Dec 2011 - 16:21

    Pole erecters have pilers.



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    Re: Too embarrassing to talk about

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 4 Dec 2011 - 17:13

    Washer women have persil!



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    Re: Too embarrassing to talk about

    Post by Topdog on Sun 4 Dec 2011 - 18:26

    My Mum got stopped in the street years back and ask by a woman with a clip board, "do you wash in Tide", she said "no I wash outside in the scullery"

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