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    Confessions of a hooker....

    Cruella de Vil
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    Age : 64
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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Sat 3 Dec 2011 - 9:53

    Confessions of a hooker

    A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth wedding
    anniversary when the wife says:
    "Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is time I made
    a confession.
    Before we were married I was a "hooker" for eight years.."
    The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and
    says - 'My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years, I cannot hold
    your past against you, in fact maybe you could show me a few tricks of the
    trade and spice up our sex life a bit?'
    She says: 'I don't think you understand, my name was Koos and I played rugby
    for the Springboks... '



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