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    Mcqueen
     
     

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    Sugar levels

    Post by Mcqueen on Fri 2 Dec 2011 - 18:18

    , Your sugar levels should be between 4 and 7, I do a reading before meals, Worst up to now 17, Best 10, This afternoon a mince pie got the better of me, Just before tea i took a reading, 19, So after tea, I thought i better not have my usual fruit and yoghurt, So i didnt, I had a chocolate eclair, Well its friday, And ive had some stress this week, Again, Too much work, I have tried being rude, And over charging people, Which dosent come easy to me, Being a jolly nice chap, And allround good sport, So if i die, Its not my fault.
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    Re: Sugar levels

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    Re: Sugar levels

    Post by Perfectspecimen on Fri 2 Dec 2011 - 18:27

    Went to funeral on Tuesday and ate loads of carrot cake and cream cakes, I'm still alive but not kicking much.



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    Re: Sugar levels

    Post by Mcqueen on Fri 2 Dec 2011 - 18:39

    Funerals, They seem to be popping up alot as we get older,
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Fri 2 Dec 2011 - 18:45

    We have a clock in the pub and when you die your name is inscribed on it, 8 men and 1 woman so far. We removed the battery a couple of years back when we had 4 in quick succession. I try to avoid sitting near it.....



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    Re: Sugar levels

    Post by Mcqueen on Fri 2 Dec 2011 - 18:48

    Them women moan a lot, But they get off lightly,
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    Re: Sugar levels

    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 3 Dec 2011 - 18:06

    Still on with the level taking like the good nurse asked, (well she had a fine pair) Hospital gave me a machine, Also my doctor gave me one, (a machine) I thought they was reading high, And i was doomed, So this morning i used both, 4 points adrift, How acurate is that ?, I could cheat and give them the lowest reading, Just to get back on the chocolate sooner, Could i claim against the NHS and get a lump sum and disability car, Nah, no suntan you see,
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    Re: Sugar levels

    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sat 3 Dec 2011 - 18:45

    Sugar lump you will get not a lump sum.



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    Re: Sugar levels

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 3 Dec 2011 - 18:47

    Underdog wrote:Still on with the level taking like the good nurse asked, (well she had a fine pair) Hospital gave me a machine, Also my doctor gave me one, (a machine) I thought they was reading high, And i was doomed, So this morning i used both, 4 points adrift, How acurate is that ?, I could cheat and give them the lowest reading, Just to get back on the chocolate sooner, Could i claim against the NHS and get a lump sum and disability car, Nah, no suntan you see,

    What sort of machine? Is it clockwork?Does it look like this? How does it work? What does it do? Do you have to put money in it? Sod that! Take it back and ask for a digital one...tell them it's too big to fit.
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    Re: Sugar levels

    Post by Topdog on Sat 3 Dec 2011 - 20:22

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    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 3 Dec 2011 - 20:24

    No Nah Never, That was used for my vasectomy, I dont like to talk about it,
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 3 Dec 2011 - 20:40

    Topdog wrote:

    Oh! THAT machine! Yeah, well it's obvious when you can see the wee wheel that calibrates the sugar counter...
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    Re: Sugar levels

    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 3 Dec 2011 - 20:43

    About as acurate, Heads will roll monday, Bassa's scaring me to death,
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    Re: Sugar levels

    Post by Topdog on Sat 3 Dec 2011 - 20:54

    First you need one of these.................then you need a ............then you need a
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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Sat 3 Dec 2011 - 21:03

    Wow watch the lurker numbers increase now




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    Post by Topdog on Sat 3 Dec 2011 - 21:15

    Say's in the manual, take a little prick add it to a strip, then put in machine.
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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Sat 3 Dec 2011 - 21:31

    26 lurkers all for nothing




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    Re: Sugar levels

    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 3 Dec 2011 - 21:42

    Self portrait ?. thats a poor do, Dont care if you have been swiming, Its still a poor do
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    Re: Sugar levels

    Post by Cruella de Vil on Sat 3 Dec 2011 - 21:46

    Underdog wrote:Self portrait ?. thats a poor do, Dont care if you have been swiming, Its still a poor do

    What you on about?




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    Re: Sugar levels

    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 3 Dec 2011 - 21:49

    Top dogs pecker,
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    Re: Sugar levels

    Post by Topdog on Sat 3 Dec 2011 - 21:51

    Why do Jewish people cut a bit off theirs before they know how long it will be?
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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Sat 3 Dec 2011 - 21:51

    Sorry, you have lost me.....




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    Re: Sugar levels

    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 3 Dec 2011 - 22:00

    Its like having your appendix out,
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    Re: Sugar levels

    Post by Topdog on Sat 3 Dec 2011 - 22:03

    WE TAKE OURS OUT AND ADD THEM TO BOOKS.
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    Re: Sugar levels

    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 3 Dec 2011 - 22:07

    That should do it,

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