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    Such a shame when..........

    Post by Perfectspecimen on Mon 12 Mar 2018 - 12:54

    ....... You turn up for work only to be told by security you cant go to your office cos its been burgled. This happened to Patsy today. She works for HMRC in Peterborough......... Guess the burglars werent after cash then...... No doubt plod will be on high priority. Transport



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    Re: Such a shame when..........

    Post by Mcqueen on Mon 12 Mar 2018 - 13:12

    Trying to get their records back
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    Re: Such a shame when..........

    Post by Perfectspecimen on Mon 12 Mar 2018 - 19:12

    Patsy got call from her boss today saying it will still be closed tomorrow. Yipee you may think. No, everybody has to go to Nottingham instead (about a hundred miles in Patsys case and she would never find it anyway) or take a days leave.
    Just in case the burglar is reading this please do it again. But then set fire to the place........



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    Re: Such a shame when..........

    Post by Perfectspecimen on Wed 14 Mar 2018 - 19:30

    Patsy went back to work today. All on CCTV. Young bloke on his own. Smashed window getting in cutting himself in the process and dripped blood all over the place. Only thing missing apparently was a ruck sack and a Blackberry.



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    Re: Such a shame when..........

    Post by Perfectspecimen on Thu 15 Mar 2018 - 23:49

    Boss came in Patsys office today and glumly told them that the Unions had prevailed.......... They dont have to take 2 days leave. Bet that stupid arse licking company bitch went to Nottingham.......



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    Re: Such a shame when..........

    Post by Topdog on Fri 16 Mar 2018 - 7:27

    They have to give notice if you have to travel and also pay travel unless in contract

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