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    Are Scotsmen tight?

    Cruella de Vil
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    Post by Cruella de Vil on Wed 30 Nov 2011 - 20:15

    The Salvation Army realised that it had never received a donation from the Glasgow 's most successful lawyer. So a Salvation Army volunteer made an appointment to see the lawyer in his lavish office.

    The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, "Our research shows that even though your annual income is over three million pounds, you don't give a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give something back to your community through the Salvation Army?"

    The lawyer thought for a moment and said, "First, did your research also show you that my mother is dying after a long, painful illness and has huge care bills that are far beyond her ability to pay?"

    Embarrassed, the Salvation Army volunteer mumbled, "Uh... No, I didn't know that."

    "Secondly," says the lawyer, "did it show that my brother, a disabled Afghanistan Veteran, is blind, confined to a wheelchair and is unable to support his wife and six children?"

    The stricken volunteer began to stammer an apology, but was cut off again.

    "Thirdly,
    "the lawyer said, "did your research also show you that my sister's husband died in a dreadful car accident, leaving her penniless with a mortgage and the burden of supporting three children, one of whom is disabled and another who has learning disabilities requiring an array of private tutors and specialist nurses?"

    Completely beaten, the humiliated Salvation Army volunteer said, "I'm so sorry. I had no idea."

    And then the lawyer said, "So Jimmy, if I don't give any f**king cash to them, what makes you think I'd give any to you?"



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    Perfectspecimen
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Wed 30 Nov 2011 - 20:24

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    Adventure before dementia!!! Are Scotsmen tight? 294053457
    Mcqueen
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    England Male Posts : 30230
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    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 30 Nov 2011 - 20:25

    Yes, The Scottish are tight, Based on the fact Janets parents were Scottish, And never help us one penny, Which is why when i go past where he is burried, I get out and relieve myself on his grave,
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Wed 30 Nov 2011 - 21:06

    I thought it was Yorkshire folk Reg?



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    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 30 Nov 2011 - 22:04

    Perfectspecimen wrote:I thought it was Yorkshire folk Reg?
    Your joking, I'm like a man with ten arms spending money, Are Scotsmen tight? 2681204924
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    Post by 3rdforum on Wed 30 Nov 2011 - 22:10

    10 short arms and one long pocket?






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    Post by Topdog on Wed 30 Nov 2011 - 22:16

    10 arms best you could do is sick squid £6

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