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    Mcqueen
     
     

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    Plugged in

    Post by Mcqueen on Tue 29 Nov 2011 - 21:30

    I got myself a Circulation Booster, I'm sat here jumping and twitching, Put your feet on it and set it to what you can stand, I'm on 25 , Soles of your feet, Janet can hear it pulsing like a sub station, I dont want bad circulation so i thought sod it. Get plugged in, Wouldnt like to sit bare arsed on it though, It dont half make you jump, You dont know whats coming next,
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    Post by Topdog on Tue 29 Nov 2011 - 21:33

    Cor fancy getting a shot in your walnuts
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    Post by Mcqueen on Tue 29 Nov 2011 - 21:38

    No Thanks, It gets pretty painfull,
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    Post by Topdog on Tue 29 Nov 2011 - 21:46

    Bloke your height and age need to be careful, standing on something like that, yer nuts are pretty close.
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    Post by Mcqueen on Tue 29 Nov 2011 - 21:48

    , Tell you what, My legs dont ache, Relaxes the muscles, Trouble is you fall over when you stand up,
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    Re: Plugged in

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Tue 29 Nov 2011 - 21:49

    I'd probably get "static" then...being so close like



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    Re: Plugged in

    Post by Mcqueen on Tue 29 Nov 2011 - 21:51

    The Lone Ranger wrote:I'd probably get "static" then...being so close like
    Our lexie on sunday said can i have a go, Sure, She was on it 2 seconds, Then looked at me like. Why do you want to do that,
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    Post by Topdog on Tue 29 Nov 2011 - 21:52

    It costs Howard and Vince money to fall over.
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    Post by 3rdforum on Tue 29 Nov 2011 - 22:21

    I bet they'd bring it to the bar so they'd have best of both worlds!






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    Re: Plugged in

    Post by Perfectspecimen on Tue 29 Nov 2011 - 23:05

    All blox, go on a boat all day and when you get ashore you still think the ground is moving, all in the brain, so simples.



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    Re: Plugged in

    Post by Cruella de Vil on Wed 30 Nov 2011 - 7:39

    Surely if you wiggle your feet and do some exercise you should improve your circulation? Sounds like a money making racket to me! Anyhow I hate the womans voice on that advert GRRRRRRRRRRRRR



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    Post by Topdog on Wed 30 Nov 2011 - 9:00

    Perfectspecimen wrote:All blox, go on a boat all day and when you get ashore you still think the ground is moving, all in the brain, so simples.
    Al in the brain, as is sea sickness. Never been sea sick, but have been sick of the sea after not touching land for 3 weeks.
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    Re: Plugged in

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Wed 30 Nov 2011 - 15:39

    I really suffer from the old Mal de Mer. I love looking at boats and chandlery shops and stuff like that, but if I go on a wee boat in any sort of swell...
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    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 30 Nov 2011 - 15:45

    Im the same, Ok if i can focus on something, but if i look down, Hughie, Crossing dover to france, I watch Dover then turn the other way, Nah, Dont like it.
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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Wed 30 Nov 2011 - 18:40

    Thats the secret, dont go below, piss over the side, drink beer..........



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    Re: Plugged in

    Post by 3rdforum on Wed 30 Nov 2011 - 18:42

    dont mind boats. Always fall asleep on them.






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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Wed 30 Nov 2011 - 18:48

    No problem when pissed.



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    Re: Plugged in

    Post by Topdog on Wed 30 Nov 2011 - 21:56

    Walk with a lisp.
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    Post by 3rdforum on Wed 30 Nov 2011 - 22:02

    Me and 3 mates were coming back from France on the ferry years ago. The seas were so bad, the captain tried to get into Southampton but couldn't make it past the harbour walls ( or s'fink like that). Every single person on the ship got sick except the 4 of us and 4 English/Scottish blokes we met. The 8 of us didn't leave the bar for all day & most of the night ( journey took 38 hours). We reckon that as we were drunk, we didn't fight the roll of the boat and thereby never got sick. I thought that as the boat was swaying and so were we, we were actually walking in a straight line.






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    Post by Topdog on Wed 30 Nov 2011 - 22:03

    There it is you walk with a lisp.
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