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    Think we need a bit of religion on here

    Post by Gypsy on Wed 29 Nov 2017 - 19:31

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    A priest, a Paedo and a rapist walk into a bar......and thats just the first guy
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    Post by Adam Mint on Thu 30 Nov 2017 - 17:35

    Place I worked we had a lad called John who would come in from an independent company to carry out audits every couple of months, John had a very bad stutter, we're in the canteen having a break, John starts to tell this joke about a stutterer, he's making hard work of it, one lad butts in saying "John, are you telling this joke or acting it out"...
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    Re: Think we need a bit of religion on here

    Post by Topdog on Thu 30 Nov 2017 - 20:12

    Send the stuttered on a parachute jump
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    Re: Think we need a bit of religion on here

    Post by Adam Mint on Fri 1 Dec 2017 - 1:03

    Adam Mint wrote:Place I worked we had a lad called John who would come in from an independent company to carry out audits every couple of months, John had a very bad stutter, we're in the canteen having a break, John starts to tell this joke about a stutterer, he's making hard work of it, one lad butts in saying "John, are you telling this joke or acting it out"...

    And I still remember the joke:-

    Queue of people at bus stop, one guy turns to the guy next to him and asks; wwwwwwhhat bbbbuusss dddddo I gggggget ttttttoo ttthe rrrrrrailway sttttttation fffffrom heeeere,,, guy he's asking ignores him,,, Again the guy with stutter asks; wwwwwwhhat bbbbuusss dddddo I gggggget ttttttoo ttthe  rrrrrrailway sttttttation fffffrom heeeere,,, again guy he's asking totally ignores him,,, this happens a few times... A number 47 bus approaches the bus stop, another guy in the queue approaches the pair and says to guy with stutter "this bus goes to the railway station",,, stutterer gets on bus, intervening guy says to guy ignoring the stutterer "That's a bit ignorant of you ignoring the poor guy",,, guy replays "Ddddddddooo yyyyyou wwwwwant mmmmee tooooo  ggggget mmmmy hhhhead kkkkkkicked innnn"...
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    Adam Mint wrote:
    Adam Mint wrote:Place I worked we had a lad called John who would come in from an independent company to carry out audits every couple of months, John had a very bad stutter, we're in the canteen having a break, John starts to tell this joke about a stutterer, he's making hard work of it, one lad butts in saying "John, are you telling this joke or acting it out"...

    And I still remember the joke:-

    Queue of people at bus stop, one guy turns to the guy next to him and asks; wwwwwwhhat bbbbuusss dddddo I gggggget ttttttoo ttthe rrrrrrailway sttttttation fffffrom heeeere,,, guy he's asking ignores him,,, Again the guy with stutter asks; wwwwwwhhat bbbbuusss dddddo I gggggget ttttttoo ttthe  rrrrrrailway sttttttation fffffrom heeeere,,, again guy he's asking totally ignores him,,, this happens a few times... A number 47 bus approaches the bus stop, another guy in the queue approaches the pair and says to guy with stutter "this bus goes to the railway station",,, stutterer gets on bus, intervening guy says to guy ignoring the stutterer "That's a bit ignorant of you ignoring the poor guy",,, guy replays "Ddddddddooo yyyyyou wwwwwant mmmmee tooooo  ggggget mmmmy hhhhead kkkkkkicked innnn"...


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    Post by Mcqueen on Fri 1 Dec 2017 - 10:49

    Load of crap
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