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    Famous Quotes/Insults

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon Sep 18, 2017 5:22 pm

    Mark Twain...



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    Post by Mcqueen on Wed Sep 20, 2017 5:24 pm

    CJ from sunshine deserts with Rigsby, " I didnt get where i am today yes CJ
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Thu Sep 21, 2017 4:44 pm

    Mcqueen wrote:CJ from sunshine deserts with Rigsby, " I didnt get where i am today yes CJ







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    Post by angusjim on Sat Sep 23, 2017 8:13 am

    "Ye may gang faur an' fair waur" the owners of Stracathro service station
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    Re: Famous Quotes/Insults

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat Sep 23, 2017 8:20 am

    angusjim wrote:"Ye may gang faur an' fair waur" the owners of Stracathro service station

    This means "You may travel far and fare worse"...



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    Post by Mcqueen on Sat Sep 23, 2017 9:42 am

      queer lot up there
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    Post by angusjim on Sat Sep 23, 2017 9:27 pm


    Campbell Brodie wrote:
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    Post by 3rdforum on Sat Sep 23, 2017 9:48 pm

    One of my favourites







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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sun Sep 24, 2017 11:21 am

    A nice one I heard from the tannoy man at Busfest a couple of weeks ago. He had a beautiful West country accent bit like Jethro: All One-job had to do today was bring the trophys, shes just gone to fetch them now. 



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    Post by Adam Mint on Tue Sep 26, 2017 11:35 pm

    And on the same theme...

    Now Churchill has topped a poll of history's funniest insults with a famous jibe directed at either the socialist MP Bessie Braddock or the Conservative Lady Astor, the first female MP (depending on which version of the story you hear).
    When accused by one of them of being 'disgustingly drunk' the Conservative Prime Minister responded: 'My dear, you are ugly, and what’s more, you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be disgustingly ugly.'
    It's unclear which of the two politicians Churchill directed his comment at - and there is even debate over whether he said it at all.
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