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    Famous Quotes/Insults

    Post by Campbell Brodie on Mon 18 Sep 2017 - 17:22

    Mark Twain...



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    Re: Famous Quotes/Insults

    Post by Mcqueen on Wed 20 Sep 2017 - 17:24

    CJ from sunshine deserts with Rigsby, " I didnt get where i am today yes CJ
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    Mcqueen wrote:CJ from sunshine deserts with Rigsby, " I didnt get where i am today yes CJ







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    Re: Famous Quotes/Insults

    Post by angusjim on Sat 23 Sep 2017 - 8:13

    "Ye may gang faur an' fair waur" the owners of Stracathro service station
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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sat 23 Sep 2017 - 8:20

    angusjim wrote:"Ye may gang faur an' fair waur" the owners of Stracathro service station

    This means "You may travel far and fare worse"...



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    Post by Mcqueen on Sat 23 Sep 2017 - 9:42

      queer lot up there
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    Campbell Brodie wrote:
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    One of my favourites







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    Post by Perfectspecimen on Sun 24 Sep 2017 - 11:21

    A nice one I heard from the tannoy man at Busfest a couple of weeks ago. He had a beautiful West country accent bit like Jethro: All One-job had to do today was bring the trophys, shes just gone to fetch them now. 



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    Post by Adam Mint on Tue 26 Sep 2017 - 23:35

    And on the same theme...

    Now Churchill has topped a poll of history's funniest insults with a famous jibe directed at either the socialist MP Bessie Braddock or the Conservative Lady Astor, the first female MP (depending on which version of the story you hear).
    When accused by one of them of being 'disgustingly drunk' the Conservative Prime Minister responded: 'My dear, you are ugly, and what’s more, you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be disgustingly ugly.'
    It's unclear which of the two politicians Churchill directed his comment at - and there is even debate over whether he said it at all.
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