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    Stuttering cat...

    Campbell Brodie
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    Age : 64
    Location : Scotland

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    Post by Campbell Brodie on Sun 27 Nov 2011 - 21:37

    A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.

    "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she said.

    A little girl raises her hand.

    "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered," she said.

    The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could be, asked the girl to describe the incident.

    "Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the
    Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we new it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"

    "That must've been scary," said the teacher.

    "It sure was," said the little girl.

    "My kitty raised her back, went "Ffffff!, Ffffff!, FfffffF, but before she could say "feck!," the Rottweiler ate her!

    The teacher had to leave the room.
    Mcqueen
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    England Male Posts : 28691
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    Age : 65
    Location : England

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    Post by Mcqueen on Sun 27 Nov 2011 - 21:41

    Stuttering cat... 3077217049 Little jonnie joke that,
    Topdog
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    Age : 60
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    Post by Topdog on Sun 27 Nov 2011 - 21:43

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